Both were on their mobile phone the whole time and didn't take a blind bit of notice of me and my feminine wiles.
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Friday, 14 June 2024
For Your Viewing Pleasure
I was on the way to Skirlaugh Garden and Antiques Centre with the maid, to look for old tat for Scarlet, when the tyre pressure warning light on the dashboard came on. I had a slow puncture. In the garage waiting room, I was greeted with this.
Both were on their mobile phone the whole time and didn't take a blind bit of notice of me and my feminine wiles.
Both were on their mobile phone the whole time and didn't take a blind bit of notice of me and my feminine wiles.
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Nothing like a bit of rough trade, dear! I particularly like the fact that, because we live in a very Eastern European neighbourhood, there's loads of such sights - dirty overalls, big toolbags - on show on the Tube when I'm travelling home from work... Jx
ReplyDeleteOhh big toolbags!
DeleteOh dear, Mitzi - that's almost incomprehensible. And after you'd made such an effort, too. I can only think that they were both too ensconced on Grindr sexting each other.
ReplyDeleteThey weren't on fabguys.com I looked.
DeleteYou could have almost certainly gotten away with reaching in and squeezing on it while they were so distracted by their mobile devices.
ReplyDeleteI want more than just a squeeze, a bit of slap and tickle in the bogs wouldn't go amiss.
DeleteWell, I'm going to need extra pictures of tat to make up for those two, thank you very much.
ReplyDeleteHow come I can smell those trainers this side of the screen?
Sx
The one in the trainers had his hand down there, shuffling, then he pulled out and gave his fingers a sly sniff.
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