The woman I was telling Jon about with the red streaky hair, she had green eye shadow to match her jacket, shame she didn't turn round for the full effect.
I reckon her grandkids did it with felt tip pens as she nodded off in front of the telly, I did something similar to my gran using a black bingo marker pen and gave her an hairdo that turned heads.
If you're from Grimsby or Blackpool you would think you were in paradise, but I agree with you, inconceivable. You can walk the length and breadth of both Levante and Poniente beach and you won't find a single Chiringuito, the acrid smoke coming from the sardines as it wafts you in the face making you gag as you walk past, really makes the holiday resort for me. It's time for me to get my case out, yet again!
That's actually not as bad as I thought it was going to be!! I could at least go to a fancy dress party as the girl from the flake advert circa 1978. As for the hair - you can achieve that look at home with Infuse My Colour shampoo [ruby] - trust me, I know. Sx
There had another dummy on display further down, not as glamourous, dressed in denim with equally huge knockers. It sounds like you had a disaster with it. Do you remember Sun-in?
Have you ever watched Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun? You're in for a treat if you haven't. It's about expats living cheaply in Spain doing what they must to eke out their pensions, or working their fingers to the bone in a bar, the majority of them live in caravan parks, it often shows you the indoor market in Benidorm.
Ms Scarlet will be booking the next flight out, no doubt. Jx
ReplyDeletePS I might try that hair colour next time I book an appointment at Blow'n'Go...
I reckon her grandkids did it with felt tip pens as she nodded off in front of the telly, I did something similar to my gran using a black bingo marker pen and gave her an hairdo that turned heads.
DeleteGood heavens, the glamorous lives you and Jon have. I can't begin to tell you how we all envy you both.
ReplyDeleteBenidorm glamourous? Debatable.
DeleteInconceivable. Jx
DeleteIf you're from Grimsby or Blackpool you would think you were in paradise, but I agree with you, inconceivable. You can walk the length and breadth of both Levante and Poniente beach and you won't find a single Chiringuito, the acrid smoke coming from the sardines as it wafts you in the face making you gag as you walk past, really makes the holiday resort for me. It's time for me to get my case out, yet again!
DeleteThat's actually not as bad as I thought it was going to be!! I could at least go to a fancy dress party as the girl from the flake advert circa 1978.
ReplyDeleteAs for the hair - you can achieve that look at home with Infuse My Colour shampoo [ruby] - trust me, I know.
Sx
There had another dummy on display further down, not as glamourous, dressed in denim with equally huge knockers. It sounds like you had a disaster with it. Do you remember Sun-in?
DeleteBut of course I remember Sun-In, and the straw like coiffure it gave me.
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There's a double-denim ensemble in-the-making in the background, should anyone be tempted.
ReplyDeleteHave you ever watched Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun? You're in for a treat if you haven't. It's about expats living cheaply in Spain doing what they must to eke out their pensions, or working their fingers to the bone in a bar, the majority of them live in caravan parks, it often shows you the indoor market in Benidorm.
DeleteDouble denim for the no-nonsense woman.
ReplyDeleteCan't help, but I think the lady in green would be better off with a simple spray can from the DIY store.
ReplyDeleteShe has saved the spray can to use on her face.
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