Lovers bar has closed permanently ended up in Bears Bar with grotty old men frotting and masturbating. Carmen went behind the black netting and was gone for nearly half an hour!
Perhaps the dog is an attention whore? My cat used to tap my face at 4am to see if I was awake, because breakfast is at 6am, you know. I wept a mix of happy and sad tears when that damn cat died.
I had something similar when I was a child kept my pyjamas in it. Thanks for the advice I will have another go at it tomorrow if I haven't got anything better to do.
Rest assured Mr P it's only temporary, I can't get to grips with using ipad, I only use it for playing games, ordering clothes from John Lewis and looking at naked men on various sites. I'm only blogging cause it's too hot to sunbathe.
Is this a Haiku? Jx
ReplyDeleteI haven't used ipad to blog before, can't post the picture. It's not letting me comment on your blog. I will persevere.
ReplyDeleteIt worked! Apple and Google have never really worked together...
DeleteThat's lovely scene to greet you as you're having your "Benidorm breakfast" (coffee and a fag)! Jx
It was a 12 am early breakfast
DeleteHappy Birthday! I've just seen it on my sideboard.
DeleteLovers bar has closed permanently ended up in Bears Bar with grotty old men frotting and masturbating. Carmen went behind the black netting and was gone for nearly half an hour!
DeletePerhaps the dog is an attention whore? My cat used to tap my face at 4am to see if I was awake, because breakfast is at 6am, you know. I wept a mix of happy and sad tears when that damn cat died.
ReplyDeleteShe was encouraging the dog to do it, it made us laugh though.
ReplyDeleteNice doggy fashion accessory!
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To get Google to work on your iPad you have to untick cookie preferences - pain in butt.
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I had something similar when I was a child kept my pyjamas in it.
DeleteThanks for the advice I will have another go at it tomorrow if I haven't got anything better to do.
Goodness knows what they get up to when nobody's looking.
ReplyDeleteMy grandma had a king Charles spaniel Queenie who was a great comfort to her when grandad died.
DeleteI bet they get through a hell of a lot of Nutella behind closed doors
DeleteOh, it's just having a game of see-saw!
ReplyDeletePlaying wheelbarrows.
DeleteAre you running this place as Anonymous now? Cause you're not fooling anyone. I'd recognize your voice anywhere.
ReplyDeleteRest assured Mr P it's only temporary, I can't get to grips with using ipad, I only use it for playing games, ordering clothes from John Lewis and looking at naked men on various sites. I'm only blogging cause it's too hot to sunbathe.
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