Sweetie, The "Brownie in a Mug" post wouldn't let me comment on it, so I'm here to tell you I actually whipped one up. Stunningly repulsive. Maybe if you used melted butter instead of olive oil, but probably not.
I think 2tbsp of cocoa is far too much, it should have read 2 teaspoons (I would use one), and cook at 50% power for 1 min 40 seconds. A knob of butter as an alternative to olive oil would have been perfect. No wonder it tasted crap.
Cup A Soup starter, and Pot Noodle main, sorted. Why the fuck you'd put olive oil in though I don't know. Olive oil is a cold remedy mixed with sugar and whiskey. x
I'm off to Chez Ivy for m'tea! Olive oil makes an excellent laxitive when you're eggbound, I overheard two old women talking about it's shit moving qualities in Morrison's cafe once.
Mmm...everybody loves an easy recipe.
ReplyDeleteI like to make Ghetto Krispies.
INGREDIENTS:
One jar of marshmallow cream.
One box of Rice Keispies.
One tablespoon.
INSTRUCTIONS:
Take a spoonful of marshmallow cream then plunge it into box of Rice Krispies.
Feeds one fat child for about 15 minutes.
Enjoy.
You'll have your dinner guests swooning at your feet with this gastronomic dessert, Ayem8y.
DeleteThese two wonderful recipes have doubled my cooking repertoire! Thanks guys!
ReplyDeleteI'm pleased to be of service to you.
DeleteHello Mitzi:
ReplyDeleteWe fear to say that this looks utterly revolting. For our part we should prefer to starve!
Alternatively, you could serve a dollop of ready made custard on top. Better?
DeleteIf this is your entry to the Kitchen Queen Contest, I have to tell you that Von LX is more likely to win.
ReplyDeleteIf you can promise me that von LX will win, then yes, it is my entry!
Deletewhy not call it "Turd in a Tea Cup"?....
ReplyDeleteMerde servi dans une tasse. Sounds much nicer princess, n'est-ce pas?
DeleteMr Peenee says:
ReplyDeleteSweetie,
The "Brownie in a Mug" post wouldn't let me comment on it, so I'm here to tell you I actually whipped one up. Stunningly repulsive. Maybe if you used melted butter instead of olive oil, but probably not.
I think 2tbsp of cocoa is far too much, it should have read 2 teaspoons (I would use one), and cook at 50% power for 1 min 40 seconds. A knob of butter as an alternative to olive oil would have been perfect. No wonder it tasted crap.
DeleteCup A Soup starter, and Pot Noodle main, sorted.
ReplyDeleteWhy the fuck you'd put olive oil in though I don't know. Olive oil is a cold remedy mixed with sugar and whiskey.
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I'm off to Chez Ivy for m'tea! Olive oil makes an excellent laxitive when you're eggbound, I overheard two old women talking about it's shit moving qualities in Morrison's cafe once.
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