I'm seriously considering this. I do have an issue with the toilet break timings...my bladder is not my best feature but I can rock an owl costume. As an extra I could hawk up some dead rodents for Susan's brekkie.xx
I am seriously considering coming out of retirement for this one in order to get an Aussie resident work visa. I take it the owl costume is not provided.
You can ask Princess to run you one up. Talking of Princess, Victoria is her neck of the woods, and she's been very quiet lately, do you reckon she's got herself a little job as a nocturnal bird of prey?
I won't ask. All you need is an old brown jumper with the arms tucked in and pulled down over your knees with your hands over each foot like talons, perched on the window ledge you'll look fabulous, and if you ask nicely she might provide a sand sheet.
Why is it that my first reaction is to take the job and then kill her while she sleeps?
Then keep the owl costume and musell bar.
Maybe I could restrain myself for $720 for three nights work but only if she gets someone to cover the other two nights or else it's curtains for Miss Night OWl!
I'll cover for you Ayem8y, but only if she provides one of those bird cages like Aunt Ida had in Female Trouble She must be well off if she can afford to pay $30-40 owly rate. We could work together and send messages to her subconscious mind as she sleeps asking for bank account information.
Hello Mitzi: Sitting up all night, no problem. There are two of us to 'rotate' so it could all be kept in the 'family' so to speak.Owl costume, easy peasy and we would add the feathers for free. Muesli bar and bathroom breaks, fine, we have been well disciplined to eat healthily and are toilet trained.
Just one issue.......the name .....Susan....so sad...
That let's me out.
ReplyDeleteI can't hold my pish in for two hours without a bathroom break.
Holding your water for that length of time will cause your head to spin 360 degrees and your eyes to widen, she pays extra for that!
DeleteI'm seriously considering this. I do have an issue with the toilet break timings...my bladder is not my best feature but I can rock an owl costume. As an extra I could hawk up some dead rodents for Susan's brekkie.xx
ReplyDeleteI like the idea of owlet Ivy regurgitating museli bars for Susan's brekkie.
DeleteI am seriously considering coming out of retirement for this one in order to get an Aussie resident work visa. I take it the owl costume is not provided.
ReplyDeleteYou can ask Princess to run you one up. Talking of Princess, Victoria is her neck of the woods, and she's been very quiet lately, do you reckon she's got herself a little job as a nocturnal bird of prey?
DeleteThe ad does mention a "background in theatre." Sounds like Princess to me.
DeleteI've got a kangaroo costume if that's any use?
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I won't ask. All you need is an old brown jumper with the arms tucked in and pulled down over your knees with your hands over each foot like talons, perched on the window ledge you'll look fabulous, and if you ask nicely she might provide a sand sheet.
DeleteWhy is it that my first reaction is to take the job and then kill her while she sleeps?
ReplyDeleteThen keep the owl costume and musell bar.
Maybe I could restrain myself for $720 for three nights work but only if she gets someone to cover the other two nights or else it's curtains for Miss Night OWl!
I'll cover for you Ayem8y, but only if she provides one of those bird cages like Aunt Ida had in Female Trouble She must be well off if she can afford to pay $30-40 owly rate. We could work together and send messages to her subconscious mind as she sleeps asking for bank account information.
ReplyDeleteHello Mitzi:
ReplyDeleteSitting up all night, no problem. There are two of us to 'rotate' so it could all be kept in the 'family' so to speak.Owl costume, easy peasy and we would add the feathers for free. Muesli bar and bathroom breaks, fine, we have been well disciplined to eat healthily and are toilet trained.
Just one issue.......the name .....Susan....so sad...