For Your Viewing Pleasure

Here's a selfie I took showing the maid's new artwork, it's by the English homoeroticism artist Henry Tuke.

Excuse the face, I haven't had Botox in a while, my forehead is slowly turning back into it's natural state that of a Shar Pei. 
 

Stephanotis I grew from seed it's trying to compete with Mago's window ledge monstrosity.

In other news. 

I've just sent an email to the people at The Chase ITV asking them why there are so many American sport questions, who outside America has an interest in Basketball, baseball and the New York bleeding Yankees.

Blimey! It's like watching an AI Yootha Joyce miming to a Transvision Vamp song, very strange. Wendy, surprisingly still sounds the same.