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After losing 17 lbs with a little help from saxender, my maid of all work Carmen, felt confident enough to pose for this lovely photograph. |
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After losing 17 lbs with a little help from saxender, my maid of all work Carmen, felt confident enough to pose for this lovely photograph. |
I don't mean to be rude, but Carmen should lay off the harsh cleaning products! Perhaps the more natural cleaning products could bring back a more healthy complexation.
ReplyDeleteI have suggested the use au naturel products when she's cleaning but she won't have any of it, she's very much stuck in her ways. On cold winter mornings I like the sound of a galvanised bucket being dragged along the ground outside, thats when I know she'll be arm deep in hot water, caustic soda, borax and ammonia, it gives me that warm and fuzzy feeling. If she's got a cold or is feeling a bit nasally that day, she'll add a few drops of eucalyptus oil to the mix and drapes a towel over her head and gives herself a facial sauna for 10 minutes.
DeleteShe never looked lovelier. Jx
ReplyDelete"Aw Garn!" As they say in the South.
DeleteAfter 50 a lass has to choose between face or figure, I'm not quite sure which Carmen has chosen?
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That is a tricky one. She has her own teeth.
DeleteSmashing frock - it really suits Carmen. But, did she put her make-up on in a cart bouncing along a rutted lane, by chance?
ReplyDeleteShe made it herself from old dishcloths and a bit of net curtain that she found in next doors bin, it needs to be cinched in at the waist, when she eventually gets one, make-up? she's not wearing any make-up.
DeleteSomeone should have told her to read up on the rather long list of possible side effects.
ReplyDeleteShes over her flatulence phase now, which is a good thing because I'm sharing a cabin with her at the moment and there is only a bedside table separating the beds! Carmen has been looking on Grindr for men and there is a member of staff of the Asian persuasion offering his services for cash!
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