Giant rug that says SITGES aside, I'd know I was looking at a photo of somewhere on the continent because of all the balconies (juliet or otherwise), and the distressinglyEnglish-looking crowds. Do people still wear Tommy Hilfiger?
There is a street full of Bitches called Calle de Marques, I used to feel self conscious walking down there in my youth with all the elderly queens sat at cafes giving you the once over with their quizzing glass, fast forward 25 years and I've turned into them minus the quizzing glass and the bifocals on a gold chain.
I saw someone wearing a Kappa track suit with Adidas slider and white socks, he wasn't English I'm glad to report. I have a bottle of TH Bold eau de toilette, it smells quite nice, the one and only time I said yes to the hard sell at Savers, about 10 years ago.
I'm sure that stupid cow is really a lovely person, but that's not going to save her from getting smacked in the back of the head if she keeps blundering into other people's frame.
It took some zooming as the photo's quite small, but I managed to spot the nudist! Jx
ReplyDeleteI was there a good 10 minutes trying to get the best angle.
DeleteUnder his armpit. He didn't have much, you know, 'down there' to keep it in place, he kept pacing up and down.
DeleteGiant rug that says SITGES aside, I'd know I was looking at a photo of somewhere on the continent because of all the balconies (juliet or otherwise), and the distressinglyEnglish-looking crowds.
ReplyDeleteDo people still wear Tommy Hilfiger?
Happy holidays, Mitzi!
I thought it said, "BITCHES" but was misspelled.
DeleteThere is a street full of Bitches called Calle de Marques, I used to feel self conscious walking down there in my youth with all the elderly queens sat at cafes giving you the once over with their quizzing glass, fast forward 25 years and I've turned into them minus the quizzing glass and the bifocals on a gold chain.
DeleteI saw someone wearing a Kappa track suit with Adidas slider and white socks, he wasn't English I'm glad to report. I have a bottle of TH Bold eau de toilette, it smells quite nice, the one and only time I said yes to the hard sell at Savers, about 10 years ago.
DeleteYou'd have seen us outside Parrots Bar on Calle de Marques a few times on our holiday, minus the lorgnettes... Jx
DeletePS You fell for the "upselling" at Savers? Surprised you didn't end up with a bottle of Britney Spears or (heaven forfend) Jade Goody.
Only aliens wear TH, Mr Devine.
ReplyDeleteRemember your zoom lens next time, Mitzi!!
Sx
I'm sure that stupid cow is really a lovely person, but that's not going to save her from getting smacked in the back of the head if she keeps blundering into other people's frame.
ReplyDeleteA cattle prod would have come in handy for such occasions.
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