To be on the same wave length as Tim you need alcohol and lots of it, I don't drink during the day. He was looking tanned so I asked if he'd been on holiday 'If you check your emails once in a while darling, you would know... he gave a rare pause from talking and gave me a theatrical glare, slowly turning his head away from me with his nose in the air (affected thespian!) though I don't know why I bother because you never reply to them.' he further added. He calls me his elusive butterfly (soft sod and slightly creepy) because I don't use Facebook, I once made the mistake of joining Friends Reunited and was inundated with people I hadn't seen in years wanting to meet up for a coffee, that put me off social media for life, seeing people I went to school with, looking so much older than myself, depressing. It's a bit of a bitchfest too, don't you think? When you're in company and someone says 'Do you remember so-so? Well... tap tap tappity tap this is what they look like now' and then we cackle. I apologised to Tim I should have told him I don't use that email address anymore, I've been locked out of yypp_hotmail address for over 2 years, I still use it to fill in my details to leave comments on wordpress etc. I don't have all the security info it needs to recover it, not surprisingly really, past security questions:
Mother's maiden name? Honey-Saint Moritz. Who's going to guess that?
First pet's name? Princess Ann (without an e)
I have them written down in a book somewhere, can't find the book.
Oh dear! I'm thinking I might have to change some of my phony names. Some sound horribly like yours...
ReplyDeleteAnd on a totally different track...came home from shopping today and spotted a flower I'd never seen before. In a pot. Tucked behind the indigo plants. Rotheca incisa. Damn' thing's been sulking for so long I'd forgotten it! Pity you're not closer, I could give you a cutting, but you'll just have to make do with Google, dear!
Rotheca incisa would take pride of place in my front garden for my tree hugging, next door neighbours to gawp at in awe. The things I find in the garden never ceases to amaze me I was weeding the border the other week and found several walnut saplings that had been planted and forgotten about by the squirrels, I knew they were walnuts because when I pulled them out they still had their shell attached.
DeleteI would love one of those "Musical Note flowers", too! Jx
DeleteA couple of years ago I lurked on Facebook to look up people I knew from school, and I was left wondering when and where they learnt to read and write as they certainly didn't know how to during lessons. I was in awe that they'd even managed to open a FB account.
ReplyDeleteIt's DOB with me - I have several, and I rarely make a note of which one I've used for my passwords.
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I lurk on Facebook every now and again, under a made up name of course.
DeleteRose Mott, Margaret Bracegirdle, Mary Coldbreath and Belle Widecunt are just some of security questions I've used in the past, characters from a book I started writing years ago and never finished about Blackpool landladies and the goings on in their establishments.
I am rather partial to a Cadbury's Creme Egg...
ReplyDeleteAs for social media, this site is it for me! I tried Friends Reunited but it was a bit of a desert, long before it died its inevitable death. I loved MySpace (that's where my blog actually began) until Rupert Murdoch fucked it up. Spent a very unsatisfactory twelve months on F***book before deleting my account. Not interested in all that "me-me-me-look-at-my-food/tan/babies/pets" shit, I just happen to enjoy blogging (even if it's just into the wilderness at times). Jx
I used to do a party trick with Cadbury's Creme Eggs, think Sticky Vicky!
DeleteMy eldest niece (the one I like) has a daughter with ginger hair and she dresses her in pink, and exposes her on Facebook, it's true!
Double-ewwwwwwwwwwwww! Jx
DeleteMy maid of all work Carmen said I should try a Terry's Chocolate Orange, now there's a challenge.
DeleteI may have to give up computers entirely, I simply have no more passwords in me.
ReplyDeleteAnother alternative would be to have an inbuilt device in the computer that collects blood from your jugular confirming your identity or something like a FreeStyle Libre permanently attached to your arm that can be scanned, be less stressful than thinking up or remembering passwords.
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