Tuesday, 6 December 2022

Wanted!


Robert Rimmer is wanted by Yorkshire police for drug related offences. Would you call the police on this gorgeous specimen of a man? If I saw him scrabbling in my undergrowth with police helicopters flying overhead, I'd usher him inside and give him a room.

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12 comments:

  1. Jon6 December 2022 at 18:55

    Woof! Jx

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  2. Ms Scarlet7 December 2022 at 07:22

    Nope, not my type. His shoulders imply that he'd be dragging his knuckles on the floor.
    Crikey - haven't heard The Dooleys in ages!
    Sx

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  3. Mitzi 7 December 2022 at 17:20

    I was going to ask you to be my matron of honour, I'll ask Jon instead.
    Should we hyphenate our surnames Flange-Rimmer or Rimmer-Flange?

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    1. Ms Scarlet7 December 2022 at 18:09

      Be a mistake to ask Jon! I would be the best matron of honour as I have no designs on your groom…. But then again, I do like a man in a uniform.
      Flange-Rimmer sounds like a watertight connection!
      Sx

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    2. Jon7 December 2022 at 19:21

      Definitely Rimmer-Flange, for all the right innuendo-laden reasons. Jx

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    3. Mitzi 12 December 2022 at 13:30

      Rimmer-Flange does have a certain ring about it.

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  4. The Mistress7 December 2022 at 21:37

    Since Miss Scarlet had her bush trimmed, there's no danger of finding him lurking there.

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    1. Ms Scarlet7 December 2022 at 23:09

      He would stick out like a sore thumb if he tried to get into my bush.
      Sx

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    2. Mitzi 12 December 2022 at 13:31

      I'm not the jealous type, I'll just make sure that he rinses under the tap first.

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  5. mrpeenee9 December 2022 at 08:19

    And he comes with his own drugs? What could be better?

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