Thursday, 29 September 2022

Wooden Cocks

I received a notification on my phone this morning, letting me know I have a new holiday memory.

You have a new memory: Benidorm, indoor market August 13th, 2022
How lovely.

 

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  1. Are those lizards scuttling along some of them? I suppose that would make quite the memory?

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    1. It looks like aboriginal dot art, I would have liked one in leopard print, that reminds me I need a new luggage strap for my case.

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  2. The best holiday memories always include a load of cocks, don't they? Jx

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    1. They do Jon they do. Look at the bottom hanger it's almost touching the floor, now there's a challenge

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    2. A chance to brush up on your limbo skills.

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    3. I'm not as flexible as I used to be, I can still do a handstand with my legs resting against the wall but stooping plays havoc with my lower quarters, if only I had kept up with the Calenetics.

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  3. Wooden bottle openers, they had some smaller ones on a keyring at the till, they won't touch the sides.

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  4. Who hasn't enjoyed a holiday romance?

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    1. Not romances as such, more like dalliances, then you spend the rest of your holiday trying to dodge them.

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  5. I initially thought that was your closet and I wondered "How many can she possibly need?"

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    1. You can never have too many decorative wooden dildos cum bottle openers. Sticky Vicky's finale used to end with her opening a bottle of beer I bet she had one of those up her cludge.

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