I'm not as flexible as I used to be, I can still do a handstand with my legs resting against the wall but stooping plays havoc with my lower quarters, if only I had kept up with the Calenetics.
You can never have too many decorative wooden dildos cum bottle openers. Sticky Vicky's finale used to end with her opening a bottle of beer I bet she had one of those up her cludge.
Are those lizards scuttling along some of them? I suppose that would make quite the memory?
ReplyDeleteIt looks like aboriginal dot art, I would have liked one in leopard print, that reminds me I need a new luggage strap for my case.
DeleteThe best holiday memories always include a load of cocks, don't they? Jx
ReplyDeleteThey do Jon they do. Look at the bottom hanger it's almost touching the floor, now there's a challenge
DeleteA chance to brush up on your limbo skills.
DeleteI'm not as flexible as I used to be, I can still do a handstand with my legs resting against the wall but stooping plays havoc with my lower quarters, if only I had kept up with the Calenetics.
DeleteWooden bottle openers, they had some smaller ones on a keyring at the till, they won't touch the sides.
ReplyDeleteWho hasn't enjoyed a holiday romance?
ReplyDeleteNot romances as such, more like dalliances, then you spend the rest of your holiday trying to dodge them.
DeleteI initially thought that was your closet and I wondered "How many can she possibly need?"
ReplyDeleteYou can never have too many decorative wooden dildos cum bottle openers. Sticky Vicky's finale used to end with her opening a bottle of beer I bet she had one of those up her cludge.
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