I had a visitor this morning, a lesbian friend of mine who owns a garden centre (more of a shop really with an outside bit) her wife tends to the shop and she does gardening jobs, she often tends to my mother's unruly bushes, both front and rear. I showed her my wisteria cuttings, she took the pot and looked at it and then looked at me from over the rim of her glasses and told me it's not a Wisteria, but a common jasmine.
I've been playing nurse maid to something common.
Jasminum officinale |
I moved them round to the back garden, away from the neighbour's jealous gaze. |
Gawd bless the lesbians! They know everything you need to know about lady gardens. Jx
ReplyDeleteand they can eat you out of house and home.
DeleteNo pun intended.
DeleteI so want some Wisteria, I love it, but I have never understood the pruning advice of cutting a half inch here and a millimetre there [in specific places] so that it will flower every year. I'd probably make the Common Jasmine shrivel and die.
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I would recommend a floribunda variety, they have much longer racemes than than the American variety. Don't let the pruning side of it put you off, four houses ago I had a wisteria growing up the garage I used to treat it as if it was privet, short back and sides with a bit off the top with the shears, no sacateur nonsense and it thrived. I've just transferred mine into decorative pots where they are going to stay until the trunk is strong enough to support itself then I'll plant it out, tree form.
DeleteYou'll have to explain "Yorkshire caution" to me. This term has never come up on Coronation Street, to the best of my knowledge.
ReplyDeleteMeaning to be tight fisted. Why pay £25+ for a propagator when an old storage box and cling film will work just as good. Coronation Street (Manchester) covers many districts but Yorkshire isn't one of them, it does share a border with West Yorkshire though. Maureen Lipman who plays Evelyn in Corrie is from Yorkshire and her character displays Yorkshire caution.
DeleteYorkshire Saying:
'Ear all, see all, say nowt;
Eyt all, sup all, pay nowt;
And if ivver tha does owt fer nowt –
Allus do it fer thissen.
Translation: 'Hear all, see all, say nothing; Eat all, drink all, pay nothing; And if ever you do anything for nothing – always do it for yourself.
I must stress, we are not all like that.
DeleteWell... not all the time.
DeleteTa for the explanation. It was the first time I'd heard the term "Yorkshire caution."
DeleteI later realized that I should have explained that all my knowledge about the UK comes from watching Coronation Streeet, even though it's based in the Manchester area, not Yorkshire. For example, I imagine you all go around eating eccles cakes and bacon butties regardless of what part of England you live in. If it's done that way on Corrie, it must be that way all over the country. Ha!
Could be worse. Imagine if people believed everyone in the UK were like the characters in Last Of The Summer Wine. Jx
DeleteOh Howard!
DeleteOh dear, all that effort for common jasmine. Still, it'll smell delightful when it flowers!
ReplyDeleteExcellent use of Hyacinth Bucket, btw.
It's rampant, it's already brushing up against the cling film.
DeleteI love jasmine and don't care how common it is, it's indestructible, smells fabulous, and is so lush growing it covers a world of sins. I'm also a big fan of wisteria for the same reasons. In the southern part of the US, it is so tough, controlingit is an ongoing battle, one I always thought was worth it.
ReplyDeleteYou've sold it to me Mr P.
DeleteLike Mr Peenee I like jasmin a lot. But I do not understand what is so special about Wisteria. In a house in another live we had that stuff growing like mad - it was my job to fight it back once a year. The masochistic plant liked what I did to her and came back even stronger.
ReplyDeleteNevertheless it was a nice show when a part of the house vanished under that blue fall.
I wouldn't like it growing up the house, it could bring down the giebelbrett.
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