*Cackles* at Wiltshire Farm Foods. Do you think the queen orders that shite for her corgis? After 2pm Trellis Bistro do a cream tea special for two all for £3.75 yes £3.75! Served with a cheery 'There you go love' Blackpool's equivalent to 'Bon appetite'.
Ah northerners caviar. I must point out that I don't normally dine in those types of catering establishments. After traipsing around Blackpool in the biting wind for hours on end any port in a storm would do, I was choked for a cup of tea. It had a food hygiene rating of 4 which is good.
He looks like he eats baby birds, whole.
ReplyDeleteHe is actually a she... it's true! She's waiting for a bowl of cream of vegetable soup so she can dunk her baby birds in it.
DeleteThat's a bit pricey of an egg custard. Wiltshire Farm Foods prices I think.xx
ReplyDelete*Cackles* at Wiltshire Farm Foods. Do you think the queen orders that shite for her corgis? After 2pm Trellis Bistro do a cream tea special for two all for £3.75 yes £3.75! Served with a cheery 'There you go love' Blackpool's equivalent to 'Bon appetite'.
DeleteI bet she's been annoying the staff by asking for P's.
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I bet she's been annoying the staff at hardware asking for 'four candles, andles for forks'
DeleteI wonder if her blackberry is still frozen...
ReplyDeleteYes, judging by the look on her face, though it might thaw a little when she gets something hot inside her.
Delete" so with style and grace, I showed him the place where the Colonel could put the shot~"
ReplyDeleteJolly good likeness!
It's uncanny! I'm not familiar with the quote, is it from the Two Ronnies?
DeleteDoes Abingdon Street Market offer incontinence products? I'm asking for "a friend."
ReplyDeleteIs your 'friend' tenapausal? I didn't see any incontinence products but I did see a device for stretching ear lobes.
DeleteHow about a side of mushy peas?
ReplyDeleteAh northerners caviar. I must point out that I don't normally dine in those types of catering establishments. After traipsing around Blackpool in the biting wind for hours on end any port in a storm would do, I was choked for a cup of tea. It had a food hygiene rating of 4 which is good.
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