Of course she does... Mind you, if she does that with slugs as well, she can come and do for me in my garden. She may last a few hours until I release the massive, fecking hungry eagles.xx
She'd be a boon in the garden, especially at this time of year, better still if Bill Oddie and his team from Spring watch is there, watching through binoculars. I like the way she continues to clip her bush after devouring the baby chicks. Mmmm camucamu.
It's so much more civilized when you fry that creatures before you bite their head off !
This lady would find heaven in an European chicken plant where she could stuff her face anyway with male newly hatched chicks before they go into the shredder ...
She didn't offer the other woman any. How rude!
ReplyDeleteI know, the greedy bitch!
DeleteI was so concerned that someone's eye would be poked with those shears...
ReplyDeleteIf she had poked it out, she would have eaten that too. I find it difficult to respect nations that do not use proper cutlery.
DeleteShe may not have used the proper cutlery, but she didn't make any mess. Good thing too as I didn't see a napkin anywhere.
DeleteOf course she does...
ReplyDeleteMind you, if she does that with slugs as well, she can come and do for me in my garden. She may last a few hours until I release the massive, fecking hungry eagles.xx
She'd be a boon in the garden, especially at this time of year, better still if Bill Oddie and his team from Spring watch is there, watching through binoculars. I like the way she continues to clip her bush after devouring the baby chicks. Mmmm camucamu.
DeleteI am never eating anything that originates east of Italy again.
ReplyDeleteThat goes for me too, I'm very suspicious of their eating establishments, filthy pigs.
ReplyDeleteMakes scoffing a packet of chocolate digestives in one sitting seem fairly civilised.
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It certainly does. I sat and scoffed a whole box of Jaffa Cakes on Easter Sunday, whilst watching Carry On At Your Convenience, I was bored witless.
DeleteBucket please.
ReplyDeleteFast !
Would that be a KFC-Bargain Bucket you're after?
DeleteIt's so much more civilized when you fry that creatures before you bite their head off !
DeleteThis lady would find heaven in an European chicken plant where she could stuff her face anyway with male newly hatched chicks before they go into the shredder ...
Popping live chicks into her mouth whilst operating the conveyor belt of death, like she's working the line at Cadbury's. The reptile.
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