I am so disappointed that she is not the creamy skinned, hairless, spotless creature I was led to belive she was. Next there will be pictures of Kate Moss with party wrinkles or Claudia Schiffer with hair on her chin. My faith in the honest glossy has being sorely tried. All that said, she does look like a girl that shops at Aldi for her cooked meat. I of course look bleeding flawless when I go there for my cheap ice cream and meatballs. Yup, the mighty Vix is everywhere. I googled my own blog once and got her photo. xx
Cruel, Mitzi. I advise that she stops eating cheese and stops drinking alcohol and then by her mid-thirties all will be well with her skin. The alternative is Estée Lauder Double Wear foundation instead of her favoured Rimmel. Sx
And that, my friends, is why airbrushing is a gift from the fashion mag gods for models. She's a pretty girl with flaws; aren't we all? Ha, I defy you to search google images for anything, and not see our darling Vix pop up in all her un-airbrushed glory! xxx
TAAZ virtual makeover can make a sow's ear look like a silk purse. My maid of all work Carmen has used Taazed up photographs on many dating sites with fantastic results, however when they meet her in the flesh, they run away screaming.
There is a house for sale down James Turner Street, I'm thinking about putting in an offer and setting up "shop" there, employ a few of the locals, including White Dee (all paid cash in hand of course) and I'll have Fungi as my personal sex toy.
I am so disappointed that she is not the creamy skinned, hairless, spotless creature I was led to belive she was. Next there will be pictures of Kate Moss with party wrinkles or Claudia Schiffer with hair on her chin. My faith in the honest glossy has being sorely tried.
ReplyDeleteAll that said, she does look like a girl that shops at Aldi for her cooked meat. I of course look bleeding flawless when I go there for my cheap ice cream and meatballs.
Yup, the mighty Vix is everywhere. I googled my own blog once and got her photo.
xx
She looks like a girl that works the meat counter at Morrisons,"Four slices of haslet please, love... no thumb!"
DeleteCruel, Mitzi. I advise that she stops eating cheese and stops drinking alcohol and then by her mid-thirties all will be well with her skin. The alternative is Estée Lauder Double Wear foundation instead of her favoured Rimmel.
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Cheese is the food of Satan. I would advise full maquillage at all times and to buy a No! No!
DeleteAnd that, my friends, is why airbrushing is a gift from the fashion mag gods for models. She's a pretty girl with flaws; aren't we all?
ReplyDeleteHa, I defy you to search google images for anything, and not see our darling Vix pop up in all her un-airbrushed glory! xxx
TAAZ virtual makeover can make a sow's ear look like a silk purse. My maid of all work Carmen has used Taazed up photographs on many dating sites with fantastic results, however when they meet her in the flesh, they run away screaming.
DeleteSomeone I should know ?
ReplyDeleteShe could shave a bit or use one of those waxing things. A bit more healthy food perhaps ? Nice eyes, really.
Nevertheless a unflattering pic ; if she's a public person a good foundation is advisable. And some skin cleaning product.
She's a model turned actress with distinguishing features, not as pretty as Kate Moss but more attractive than White Dee from Benefit Street.
DeleteMmhhhh.... White Dee from Benefits Street. I'm turning lesbian again at the very mention of that name.
DeleteThere is a house for sale down James Turner Street, I'm thinking about putting in an offer and setting up "shop" there, employ a few of the locals, including White Dee (all paid cash in hand of course) and I'll have Fungi as my personal sex toy.
DeleteSweetie, I've been shaving for 40 years and I don't have a mustache that rivals that.
ReplyDeleteThat reminds me I need to spruce up a little, you know, down there! But I'll will give the red lipstick a miss though.
DeleteIs that you in the header, Mitzi ?
ReplyDeleteNo, it's a Marina from Last Of The Summer Wine and she's in her 60s!
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