Oh Aldi and Lidl, Primark and Costco! National Treasures! I so love those places. I get excited even at the mention of those exotic names. Many moons ago, I once purchased a tin of Spam (a delicacy which I had hitherto never heard of) from somewhere or other. It cost a mere 79 pence. Imagine when I got the Spam home and opened it with a device called a tin-opener and the contents glowed an eerie green colour. What a delight, I ate every last droplet of that delicious greeny-brown matter. It did rather remind me of the ghostly ecoplasm I have seen lingering around my maid's quarters, where Belladonna takes residence.
It is funny how three-stuffed birds have become all the rage this Christmas, according to the culinary experts (although I suppose, according to them snorting cocaine is also something we should be doing, hey Nigella?!).
Happy Christmas yawl ! I'll be doing the rounds later. The sight of that thing after eating a full box of After Eights has left me feeling quite queasy.
Mmmmmmmmmm! Nothing says Christmas Dinner Feast like CraTurTopus!
ReplyDeleteI'll have a leg/arm from each, please!
You can do the honours of carving it.
DeleteJust when I was thinking how much I fancied a bit of the Alien chest burster for Chrimbo dinner. X
ReplyDeleteYou see Alien chest burster I see John Merrick with his tongue lolling out. It could do with some Aunt Bessies roast potatoes.
DeleteOh Aldi and Lidl, Primark and Costco! National Treasures! I so love those places. I get excited even at the mention of those exotic names. Many moons ago, I once purchased a tin of Spam (a delicacy which I had hitherto never heard of) from somewhere or other. It cost a mere 79 pence. Imagine when I got the Spam home and opened it with a device called a tin-opener and the contents glowed an eerie green colour. What a delight, I ate every last droplet of that delicious greeny-brown matter. It did rather remind me of the ghostly ecoplasm I have seen lingering around my maid's quarters, where Belladonna takes residence.
ReplyDeleteIt is funny how three-stuffed birds have become all the rage this Christmas, according to the culinary experts (although I suppose, according to them snorting cocaine is also something we should be doing, hey Nigella?!).
It’s nice to have an alternative to the Turducken.
ReplyDeleteHappy Christmas, Mitzi!
Merry Christmas
ReplyDeleteI will stick to some cheese balls and a fish finger surprise. You can never go wrong with a fish finger.
ReplyDeleteHappy Christmas, Mitzi!
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Happy Christmas yawl ! I'll be doing the rounds later. The sight of that thing after eating a full box of After Eights has left me feeling quite queasy.
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