Which 80s pop star goes to the dentist to have her wisdom teeth out and has the nerve to look unglamourous after treatment?
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Susan Boyle's acting debut in The Christmas Candle. Dame Maggie and Judy will be shitting themselves come Oscar time.
That's possibly the most disturbing bit of acting I've seen in ages and I watch The Professionals repeats regularly. It's like a mad extra has joined in and they were too scared of her to chuck her out. Run Rev, run.
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It's almost as embarrassing as Boy George's appearance on the A-Team. I had high hopes on her becoming the next Edith Massey
DeleteShe has Bette Davis eyes. Kim Carnes?
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DeleteSheena Eastern...it's true!
DeleteI have always adored Gail Tylsley. I have always wanted to do sordid lesbian acts with her. As for Susan Boyle, she would make an ideal third member to our sordid lovemaking. SuBo is the hottest thing ever, the fact she has Aspergers Syndrome makes not a bit of difference to me (I'm schizophrenic). I have just shot my load all over the keyboard.
ReplyDeleteI used to masturbate furiously to Corrie's butcher Fred Elliot, I was watching the adverts recently on telly, when all of a sudden my sphincter slackened as I caught a glimpse of my old dreamboat Fred Elliot once more, he's back advertising Gala Bingo.
DeleteI thought Percy Sugden was more your type.
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