I do enjoy listening to songs that tell a story. This song is all about slutty Sally from number four. It reached number 25 in 1980. Look at the size of Sue's barnet! I do limit myself from listening to novelty songs, as I fear they could lead to mental health problems.
Men will always crave a cunning flirt
Strumpet.
ReplyDeleteStrumpet! I think Mr Peenee you've been watching too much Downton Abbey. The song was originally called Scrubber but the BBC told her to tone it down and rightly so.
DeleteOh good god! I'd forgotten all about this one. All that hair.You could roll around in it all day and no none would see you. Men will always crave a cunning flirt...or a cunning stunt. Either or.XX
ReplyDeleteBill Oddie is in there somewhere looking for the lesser spotted woodpecker thats feasting on her nits.
DeleteIs this what Julien Clary based his act on? Shades of Kenny's "Cupid Stunt"... It's all done in the best possible taste...
ReplyDeletehe based his act on the Joan Collins Fan Club until she complained, you thought she would be grateful for the exposure. Ungrateful cow.
DeleteHa, I haven't heard that in years! She's right though - chastity and virtue never brought a woman fame. And I want her hair.
ReplyDeleteI don't wish to compromise your psychological equilibrium, Miss Mitzi, but just have a quick blast of Meri Wilson's Telephone Man. You know you want to. Follow it up with Charlene's I've Never Been to Me, to calm yourself down.
You're welcome. xxxxx
My mother had the Meri Wilson's Telephone man single on vinyl, stored in one of these along with some horrors. It's a shame both Sue and Meri are both dead they could have done a duet together. I bought Charlene's single for 59p on itunes. Bargain!
DeleteIs this your theme tune, Mitzi?
ReplyDeleteYes, along with 'Yakety Sax' it's uncanny!
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