I have discovered that by breathing on the lens gives the desired vaseline effect. I reckon Iggy would appear to be stunning viewed from behind, but when seen fron the front resembles Zelda from The Terrahawks.
I once had a mishap wearing a brand new shirt, I returned home after a party a little tipsy, I went to the toilet for a number two, whilst wiping I somehow got the tail of the shirt caught between my buttocks and they was a nasty accident. Marks and Spencers were very understanding when I explained what had happened and gave me a full refund.
How the hell do I know, I'm not Doris Stokes. But if he's anything like Carmen it's probably stuff he nicked from the breakfast buffet at Trades Hotel.
All I can say at this moment is that Iggy Pop, you are brilliant. I love your 'dress like a woman, be like a woman' photo. Sheer genius. And good on you for allowing your feminine side to come out. Can you imagine Eminem doing the same?
That's actually a pretty good look for Iggy.
ReplyDeleteHe has certainly got the figure for it.
DeleteA halter top is just wrong for his maturity level.
ReplyDeleteHello Cool Cookie and welcome. A necklace or something long and dangly at the front would take the attention away from his scroaty face
DeleteA little vaseline on the lens would have helped. Maybe a lot of vaseline.
ReplyDeleteI have discovered that by breathing on the lens gives the desired vaseline effect. I reckon Iggy would appear to be stunning viewed from behind, but when seen fron the front resembles Zelda from The Terrahawks.
DeleteThe ancients say that Iggy once wore a shirt.
ReplyDeleteBut I do not believe it.
I once had a mishap wearing a brand new shirt, I returned home after a party a little tipsy, I went to the toilet for a number two, whilst wiping I somehow got the tail of the shirt caught between my buttocks and they was a nasty accident. Marks and Spencers were very understanding when I explained what had happened and gave me a full refund.
DeleteGet in Iggy you fucking star. x
ReplyDeleteHe's a legend!
DeleteHe certainly has the right attitude - wear what you like and don't give a tinker's cuss! xxx
ReplyDeleteMy sentiments exactly.
DeleteWhat's in his handbag?
ReplyDeleteHow the hell do I know, I'm not Doris Stokes. But if he's anything like Carmen it's probably stuff he nicked from the breakfast buffet at Trades Hotel.
DeleteWhat is that?
ReplyDeleteA size 6?
Possibly a 4?
Skinny BITCH!
She's a perfect 10
ReplyDeleteBill Wyman, Elton John, Iggy Pop (1975)
ReplyDeleteDorothy, Rose and Blanche?
DeleteHe's still got it! I'm not quite sure what it was that he had... but... He's still got it!
ReplyDeleteBy the way Mitzi... Your Geraniums seem to be leaking a little...
They've been dripping for a couple of months.
DeleteAll I can say at this moment is that Iggy Pop, you are brilliant. I love your 'dress like a woman, be like a woman' photo. Sheer genius. And good on you for allowing your feminine side to come out. Can you imagine Eminem doing the same?
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