Saturday, 25 May 2013

Quote Of The Month


"I is fuckin livid, I waz bleeding robbed I waz.That song goes down crackin wen I does it down karaoke in Cardiff. I shakes me old udders like a good un too I did. They bleedin aches now they does. I drunk me self senseless and ad 3 doners to cheer me self up I did then sucked off the bloke who drived me back to me otel afters. Rotten I was. Smashed out me mind. Got through 60 Bensons before the show. Woke up with me doner in me air I did. Gutted I am"

- Bonnie Tyler on Eurovision
courtesy of David Hodge
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10 comments:

  1. Anonymous25 May 2013 at 19:41

    OMG, HILARIOUS!!!!!

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    1. Mitzi 25 May 2013 at 23:43

      How bona to varda your dolly old ecaf again Shirley, I knew you'd come back to us.

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    2. The Mistress26 May 2013 at 15:47

      Hiya, Shirl!

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  2. LẌ25 May 2013 at 19:53

    It's a fool's game
    Nothing but a fools game
    Standing in the cold rain
    Feeling like a clown

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    1. LẌ25 May 2013 at 21:46

      PS: Sorry.

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    2. Mitzi 25 May 2013 at 23:45

      Don't apologise LX. I too like a good ole sing-a-long.

      Ooh la la la Ooh la la la dance
      Ooh la la la dancing. (tap twice on a tambourine)
      Ooh la la la Ooh la la la dance
      Ooh la la la dancing (tap twice on a tambourine)
      Ooh la la la Ooh la la la dance
      Ooh la la la dancing (tap twice on a tambourine)




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  3. Curtise26 May 2013 at 10:29

    You can take the girl out of South Wales, but...
    Poor old Bonnie, lost in Malmo but she's had finer moments. Turn around, bright eyes. xxx

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  4. Mitzi 26 May 2013 at 13:06

    She did better than I had expected with that terrible song of hers. I remember her saying on The One show that the reason why Englebert Humperdinck didn't do so well in last year's competition was because his song had no ommph! I agreed with her on that one, but her country and western style dirge was hardly a foot tapper! I voted for Ireland.

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  5. Ivy Black28 May 2013 at 13:49

    She's a game girl. I'm stunned, nay disappointed, that she didn't resort to the ol' Swansea Kiss and give all of Europe a fucking good slapping. It's a Heartache alright..xx

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  6. Ivy Black28 May 2013 at 13:55

    Oh yes...happy belated birthday, love. I'd like to think we have been separated at birth...bloody long wait in between pushes for mother but thems the breaks. A couple of bulls together! Hurrah.xx

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