Friday, 13 April 2012

The Gentleman's Guide to Amputation

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16 comments:

  1. The Mistress13 April 2012 at 13:25

    May I hump your stump?

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  2. Jane and Lance Hattatt13 April 2012 at 13:41

    Hello Mitzi:
    Well, this all seems like 'armless fun to us!!!!

    Happy Weekend!

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    1. Mitzi 13 April 2012 at 18:22

      That was offally good JL, with a bit of gristle and sinew thrown in.

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  3. LẌ13 April 2012 at 15:01

    [the sound of one hand clapping]

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    1. Mitzi 13 April 2012 at 18:21

      Thank you LX I do like a warm hand upon my entrance.

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  4. Princess13 April 2012 at 15:27

    I'd prefer to be hit on the head with the bottle of brandy before the procedure thanks all the same!

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    1. The Mistress13 April 2012 at 15:29

      So you want to be legless, Princess?

      Ha!!!!!!!!

      I'm here all day.

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    2. Mitzi 13 April 2012 at 18:01

      But you won't have a leg to stand on!

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  5. ayeM8y13 April 2012 at 16:17

    Ghastly! but arousingly so...

    A friend was dating two fellows named Jim. One was an amputee. I inquired, "Are you still dating Jim?", he said, "Jim with one leg or two..."

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  6. Mitzi 13 April 2012 at 18:28

    I know what you mean AyeM8y. My old Granny had two friends called Margaret, one she called 'Divvy Margaret' and the other 'Withered hand Margaret.

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  7. Ivy Black13 April 2012 at 19:14

    I'd like that as a poster in my kitchen...

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  8. mrpeenee16 April 2012 at 08:27

    Honestly, what's with dragging your boyfriend into all this? what kid of nance can't do his own cutwork?

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  9. jason18 April 2012 at 12:52

    Well, I for one, am glad to see that one is supposed to wear a cravat during the surgery. Propriety, after all!

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  10. The Mistress20 April 2012 at 18:34

    Have you buggered off to Gran Canaria again?

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  11. ayeM8y24 April 2012 at 17:44

    What MJ said.

    Have you fallen out of the window again?

    Has your house been flooded again?

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