Thursday, 26 April 2012

Bucks Fizz - Making Your Mind Up


Scroll the bar to 2:35 to see that famous skirt rip.

To increase his chances of winning this years Eurovision Song Contest, Englebert Humperdinct should take a leaf out of Bucks Fizz's book (1981 UK winners) halfway through his boring dirge he should rip his trousers off to reveal a leopard print posing pouch, with the aid of Viagra to help him get a bit of a twitch on and a few pelvic thrusts here and there and we've got a winner!
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10 comments:

  1. mrpeenee26 April 2012 at 01:59

    I think it sweet that those gay boys are interested in performing with their mothers. Now if I can just find the anal sex demonstration video they did.

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    1. Mitzi 26 April 2012 at 13:06

      They were considered the blonde bombshells of the 80s! sadly defused. Did you know Cher covered one of their songs, hard to believe but she did.

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  2. Ivy Black26 April 2012 at 08:12

    I'm all over that, Mitzi. They wouldn't dare give him nil point for that.
    God, the Eighties...what was that all about?
    x

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    1. Mitzi 26 April 2012 at 13:09

      Lois cords in electric blue, Kicker boots in nubuck tan and waffle knit jumpers ye Gods! and the shame of having to wear a pair of Nicks instead of the Nikes that I asked for.

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  3. Jane and Lance Hattatt26 April 2012 at 08:32

    Hello Mitzi:
    If we follow your advice, darling Mitzi, do you think there is any hope for us? Say in 2013?

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    1. Mitzi 26 April 2012 at 13:16

      You could be the next Peters and Lee. Failing that Jane and I could be frosty ice Queens like the girls from The Human League and our gimmick could be this whilst Lance does the singing in a victorian corset wearing a pair of earrings.

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  4. The Mistress26 April 2012 at 13:36

    Would the butter dance work with margarine?

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    1. Mitzi 27 April 2012 at 00:28

      I used to know someone who kept a tub of Flora in his bedside drawer!

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  5. ayeM8y27 April 2012 at 06:06

    I made my mind up. Bucks Fizz sucks ass. Speaking of sucking ass I would have a field day with Engelbert in a leopard posing strap. Preferably in a mobility scooter with the seat covered in leopard.

    I hope there is more hope for England's current contestants.

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  6. Mitzi 27 April 2012 at 16:24

    We could have hired Bucks Fizz costumes from here and formed our own tribute band and toured America calling ourselves Bucks Jizz. I feel ashamed to admit that I have "The Land Of Make Believe" on my ipod. The last time the UK won the ESC was in 1997 by American band Katrina and the Waves. I don't fancy Englebert's chances of winning either.

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