And without the use of a Bunsen burner too, how gripping.
It'll look wonderful on your kitchen windowsill Princess.
The Miss Piggy pocket cunt? Mr P
Sexy hedgehog. I like to do it with a Bourbon cream gripped between my teeth, it's just a peccadillo of mine, but it stops the ugly punters from wanting to kiss me.
So what...I tuck this between my legs?
ReplyDeleteI guess this will have to do until I have a real vagina installed after my sex change.
Do you think anyone will know it's not real?
Also flip the sponges to the scrubber sides to simulate sex with a scabby venereal infected whore.
ReplyDeleteOh, a science project!
ReplyDeleteooooh... A Penis eye trap...
ReplyDeleteHow clever!
Is this Kermit the Frog's sex toy?
ReplyDeleteYeah, but is it the real Spontex?
ReplyDeleteThat's why we call them scrubbers Ayem8y.
ReplyDeleteAnd without the use of a Bunsen burner too, how gripping.
It'll look wonderful on your kitchen windowsill Princess.
The Miss Piggy pocket cunt? Mr P
Sexy hedgehog. I like to do it with a Bourbon cream gripped between my teeth, it's just a peccadillo of mine, but it stops the ugly punters from wanting to kiss me.
Clutter from the Gutter is my go-to blog for craft ideas.
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