Beer goggles make hounds look like foxes. Only visible to pissed up men. I've worn beer goggles before now. Earlier this year, in a bar in Gran Canaria, after having a few scoops too many, I had a little frisson with a Dolph Lundgren look-a-like, the next day when I was stone cold sobre, he looked nothing like Dolph, but had an uncanny resemblance to Charlie Chuck much to my horror.
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ReplyDeleteBeer goggles make hounds look like foxes. Only visible to pissed up men. I've worn beer goggles before now. Earlier this year, in a bar in Gran Canaria, after having a few scoops too many, I had a little frisson with a Dolph Lundgren look-a-like, the next day when I was stone cold sobre, he looked nothing like Dolph, but had an uncanny resemblance to Charlie Chuck much to my horror.
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