He looks like he eats baby birds, whole.
He is actually a she... it's true! She's waiting for a bowl of cream of vegetable soup so she can dunk her baby birds in it.
That's a bit pricey of an egg custard. Wiltshire Farm Foods prices I think.xx
*Cackles* at Wiltshire Farm Foods. Do you think the queen orders that shite for her corgis? After 2pm Trellis Bistro do a cream tea special for two all for £3.75 yes £3.75! Served with a cheery 'There you go love' Blackpool's equivalent to 'Bon appetite'.
I bet she's been annoying the staff by asking for P's.Sx
I bet she's been annoying the staff at hardware asking for 'four candles, andles for forks'
I wonder if her blackberry is still frozen...
Yes, judging by the look on her face, though it might thaw a little when she gets something hot inside her.
" so with style and grace, I showed him the place where the Colonel could put the shot~"Jolly good likeness!
It's uncanny! I'm not familiar with the quote, is it from the Two Ronnies?
Does Abingdon Street Market offer incontinence products? I'm asking for "a friend."
Is your 'friend' tenapausal? I didn't see any incontinence products but I did see a device for stretching ear lobes.
How about a side of mushy peas?
Ah northerners caviar. I must point out that I don't normally dine in those types of catering establishments. After traipsing around Blackpool in the biting wind for hours on end any port in a storm would do, I was choked for a cup of tea. It had a food hygiene rating of 4 which is good.