So what...I tuck this between my legs?I guess this will have to do until I have a real vagina installed after my sex change.Do you think anyone will know it's not real?
Also flip the sponges to the scrubber sides to simulate sex with a scabby venereal infected whore.
Oh, a science project!
ooooh... A Penis eye trap...How clever!
Is this Kermit the Frog's sex toy?
Yeah, but is it the real Spontex?
That's why we call them scrubbers Ayem8y.And without the use of a Bunsen burner too, how gripping.It'll look wonderful on your kitchen windowsill Princess.The Miss Piggy pocket cunt? Mr PSexy hedgehog. I like to do it with a Bourbon cream gripped between my teeth, it's just a peccadillo of mine, but it stops the ugly punters from wanting to kiss me.
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