Friday, 8 May 2026

Random Shit For Your Viewing Pleasure


Kitsch queen of the 1950s Vladimir Tretchikoff The Green Lady I'm using it as wallpaper on my new iphone.  



An 80s stocking filler, pen with a built in digital clock, remember them? They were the height of sophistication back then, the novelty soon wore off and I swapped mine for 10 cigs and a Mars bar.


Poor man's asparagus. Shop bought samphire, rooted in salt water in a crocus vase, sadly Waitrose was all out of Samphire so I had to made do with Tesco's finest. Makes an attractive house plant, best suited for coastal gardens, but give it the right growing conditions and it can thrive inland. I like to place a length of it in my mouth and using my tongue to crush it against my palate for a spurt of salty goodness
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