Saturday, 7 February 2026

The Log Whisperer

I've been on a quest to find myself a new hobby. I'm not into jigsaw puzzles, a friend of mine offered to teach me to knit, seriously! I'm far too young and vibrant to do such a thing, can you imagine? My next door neighbour was having work done to her garden, in the mid bleak winter because it's cheaper, when they had finished they'd left a thick branch in my garden, I was about to hurl it through my neighbours window when I heard the echoes of my inner voice reminding me I need a hobby, and then it hit me, whittling. I wonder if I could make something beautiful from it, an ornament or a bowl perhaps for the maid's birthday, with the help of a Youtube video I whittled a spoon sat in the garden, I felt like budget Barbara Hepworth, minus the headscarf. I was in my element.
                                                                            
                                                                      Here it is.

Well, at least it's spoon shaped and those splodges are my blood stains, after an hour, my whittling skills improved and the spoon began to take shape I also learnt if you cut against the grain, you get splinters that pierces the skin and I stabbed myself with the knife a few times too, nothing superglue can't fix. Sadly I gouged a bit too deep into the bowl of the spoon and came out the other side and ruined it.

 

17 comments:

  1. You know knitting is big with the kids (Millennials) these days and knitting or crocheting a red hat is part of the Anti0ICE gentle resistance movement. Just sayin', less of a blood donation needed. I've thought about whittling. I'm glad you gave it a try, but you're supposed to wear a thick glove, preferably leather or chainmail in the holdin' hand, Love! Keep trying though! The other advice I've seen is to have a thick material (think like an oversized potholder, or piece of leather draped over your thigh if you're not working on a table. Thanks for not nicking your femoral artery! :)

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    1. I hope I haven't caused you too much distress, not to worry my femoral was well protected by a table top.

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  2. Even Riemenschneider had to start once. Keep up the good work.

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    1. Thank you Mago for the encouragement, I wouldn't call what I made good work but will persevere with it.

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  3. In the thumbnail for your post in the Blogger reading list, this looked like a penis. Imagine my disappointment. Jx

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    1. Not as good as those wooden dildos disguised as bottle openers as seen displayed in souvenir shops in Spain.

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    2. We have two of those. Both "amusing" gifts from friends. Jx

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    3. I had one gifted too, a big black one with flowers on it, I had it for a while then I donated it to Sue Ryder I was hoping to see it in their window display.

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    4. I'm sure they would have put it in pride of place... Jx

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  4. I agree with Jon, it's obviously much closer to a sex toy than a kitchen implement. The perfect gift for Carmen.

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    1. She'll want something a lot more girthy than that. I once had a gentleman caller who had a pencil thin one, didnt touch the sides.

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  5. Make sure it's well sanded before using as a sex toy.
    Sx

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    1. What a terrible thought inspecting Carmen's man fanny with a pair of tweezers and a magnifying glass looking for spells.

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    2. I'm cringing from the thought of splinters.

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  6. Sex toy ?! Holy Oi-l ! Frankly, it looks like something you take to Transylvania to make sure that the Count does not arise any more - did you get yer wood blessed, dear Mitzi ?

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  7. The present King owns property in Romania in the Translavania area and he looks like Dracula, coincidence I think not.

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  8. Well, with that hole in the bowl, your spoon is VERY Barbara Hepworth - her sculptures are full of holes!

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