Friday, 12 December 2025

The Forgotten Attic

Sifting through my search posts I noticed I had rather a lot of drafts, half finished, half arsed, unpublished posts, that never made the cut, 44 of them to be exact, here's just 4 of them.

                                                         Exclusive Yarns.

A drama set in a wool shop in Tumbridge Wells, with Maureen Lipman, Lesley Joseph, Patricia Hodge and Sue Devaney. It's camper than Hilda Bracket's pisspot and if you can make sense of it feel free to let me know.

Portrait of a scrubber by Miss Flange

I don't know who she is, she has been pending since April 2022 no story attached just the picture, you'll be relieved to know it's not a self portrait.  

Buying Christmas presents for an elderly relative can be a challenge, it doesn't matter what you get them they always end up saving it 'for best' and it ends up in a cupboard forgotten.

Old people love knitting covers for things, I had a little pouch Great Aunt Alice had knitted for the TV remote control, she also knitted a cover for the toaster in serge green, so with that in mind what old person wouldn't love this exquisite toilet and cistern cover, edged with a delicate lace trim, it will remind them of Christmas day every time they dump.

A video from the 1960s. The Honeycombs Have I The Right.

2 comments:

  1. That toilet valance would be a bit nylon-y for wiping your bum with. Jx

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  2. Miss Flange has a whiff of Amy Winehouse about her.
    At some point even covers need protective covers.
    Sx

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