A man looking like Rab C Nesbitt exposed himself to me in Kirkgate Market toilets many years ago, not only did he expose himself he beckoned me to follow him into one of the cubicles, I think not. I told my maid what happened, she was so outraged she strode right in there to give him a piece of her mind, she was in there a good 20 minutes ticking him off.
Not chip scraps, batter bits from all that deep frying. It's highway robbery, especially when they are given away at chip shops. I wonder if you can make healthier ones using an air fryer.
I can't remember if it was M&S or Iceland that had the leg of lambs in plastic security boxes! I could sprinkle chip shop scraps in my kumio ice cream machine as a surprise ingredient for my dinner guests delight, the ones that live on the council estate, a cheaper alternative to honeycomb/cinder toffee.
"This is not just scraps... this is M&S scraps." Classy to their fingertips.
ReplyDeleteThey did start out as a stall in Kirkgate Market in Leeds, after all. Jx
Leeds, well that explains it.
DeleteA man looking like Rab C Nesbitt exposed himself to me in Kirkgate Market toilets many years ago, not only did he expose himself he beckoned me to follow him into one of the cubicles, I think not. I told my maid what happened, she was so outraged she strode right in there to give him a piece of her mind, she was in there a good 20 minutes ticking him off.
Chip scraps at 2 pounds! Seems a bit much isn't it? What does it cost to lick the bottom of a used pan? 1 pound and 6 pence? Hahaha
ReplyDeleteNot chip scraps, batter bits from all that deep frying. It's highway robbery, especially when they are given away at chip shops. I wonder if you can make healthier ones using an air fryer.
DeleteI am offended at the very concept of selling scraps.
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine the talk if you served them at a dinner party as an appetiser, oh the shame.
DeleteAnd why is the tartare sauce "chunky," dare I ask?
ReplyDeleteMention tartare sauce chunky or otherwise and I think of plaque and manky gobs
DeleteAnd at M&S prices, too! £40 a kilo?? Isn't that up there with saffron and butterfly testicles?
ReplyDeleteI can't remember if it was M&S or Iceland that had the leg of lambs in plastic security boxes! I could sprinkle chip shop scraps in my kumio ice cream machine as a surprise ingredient for my dinner guests delight, the ones that live on the council estate, a cheaper alternative to honeycomb/cinder toffee.
DeleteI think you should send that one in to VIZ "Top Tips". Jx
DeleteDone!
DeleteYou've knocked Fanny Craddock right out of the park, dear!
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