Well they look swollen and tender.And I see the garden centre ordered palm trees instead of Christmas trees... tut.
The angel Gabriel has look down and appeared in pity to play the trumpet to them.
¡Oh mi uvas, mi uvas! Now I know why the Spanish are a nation of shoe shufflers!
Palm trees!? You’ve sneaked off and left us in a vat of mizzle! Don’t blame you.Sx
Oh no I haven't, I've only just returned (Saturday) to a vat of mizzle!
Will you be joining that gang of youths in the background?
If they'll have me, the Spanish are very cliquey people.
Welcome back sweetie. It must have been quite a vacation to get your balls so swollen.
Thank you Mr P, yes my tonsils did take quite a beating in that sauna!
Needs a big cue - I'm not in a festive mood, sorry ...
Same here. I have a stack of Christmas cards some are still in their envelopes on the coffee table, I'm waiting for boxing day so I can dump them without a guilty conscience.
Check 'em for cash first. Jx