Can you tell what it's going to be yet? Please excuse the wallpaper it was from the previous owners.
After 3 long months, seeds that I took out of a 59p pineapple (Morrison's finest) and kept inside a tupperware box on a damp bit of kitchen paper have finally germinated.
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There, there, you're in good company when it comes to failed craft projects! I have many myself. I tried to make the worm in the wall from the David Bowie/Jim Henson movie Labyrinth using poly sculpting clay. It turned out looking like a big, terribly infected toe with a blue feather boa! I don't where a pic of it went, but this is what it should have looked like: https://labyrinth.fandom.com/wiki/The_Worm
ReplyDeleteDon't give up! Better luck next time!
I've always had a keen interest in sculpture and saw myself as the next Barbara Hepworth, minus the headscarf but I don't like getting my hands mucky. I am sure your worm in the wall was a triumph.
DeleteI have every faith that your kangaroo won't end up looking like a fat dinosaur. Jx
ReplyDeletePS how many seedlings do you need to make enough juice for a Yaka Hula Hickey Dula?
It was the red herring "Can you tell what it's going to be yet?" comment that made you think of disgraced entertainer Rolf Harris, that made you think of a kangaroo.
DeleteYour first attempt might have worked as a tampon.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile - I was also going with kangaroo or dinosaur for the second attempt - but it might be something less obvious?
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No it's not a kangaroo, nor is it a greyhound having a shit. I will post an update with a clue in due course.
DeleteI agree with Miss Scarlet. Tampons were the first thing that entered my mind.
DeletePicture 1 shows obviously a duck or something else water fowl. Picture 2 shows the skeleton of a T-Rex (damn you, bang a gong, get ir on, Blondie). Picture 3 is something they operated out of Özi, thank you. Don't stick needles in bloody Peggy, it could hurt you. Yes, I am that superstituous.
ReplyDeleteTrannysaurus Rex? Otzi the iceman's entrails? nor is it a strange aquatic creature although you would be forgiven for thinking Peggy was.
DeleteI'm so pleased no one claimed your first attempt looked like a hairball. I wouldn't want anyone to hurt your delicate feelings.
ReplyDeleteI respect people who call a spade a spade. I don't have the mindset of a millennial, though I do sometimes pass for one due to my youthfulness.
DeleteHairball or tampon? Your choice.
DeleteOh, dear. Poor peggy. With a little genetic engineering, I'm sure you could have turned her into a duck? (I see that Mago was thinking along the same lines)
ReplyDeleteI initially thought the wireframe thingy was another dog. Maybe a cat, but I didn't think you were fond of felines?
Anyway, I've forgotten about felt animals now - I'm far more excited about pineapple seedlings!!!
No it's not a cat. I was reading this article in the Daily Mail, you couldn't make it up. If a neighbours cat trespassed in my house, it'll be stuffed inside a pillow case and released in the countryside.
ReplyDeleteSomehow, this update didn't reach me.
ReplyDeleteUm...your latest "thingy" might be one of those twisty-any-way-you-want things that people attach to their cameras. (So the thingy can reach over the 75th floor balcony while you sit on a chaise longue, daiquiri in one hand and shutter-clicker in t'other.)