Tuesday, 5 March 2019

Council House Fayre

Scouring the refrigerated shelves in Home Bargains I saw something that piqued my interest, not quite believing my eyes I picked it up for a closer inspection, a woman with a tattooed neck and a diamante earring stuck in her top lip told me it was 'fucking lush that is, grated on top ov chips'. How does someone of my refinement answer to that? I just smiled graciously and placed the product into my basket, when she was out of my eye shot I put it back on the shelf.



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14 comments:

  1. Jon5 March 2019 at 19:35

    Class with a capital "K". Every bit as good as Iceland "Ready Scrambled Egg". Or the Doner Kebab Pot Noodle. Jx

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    1. Mitzi 5 March 2019 at 20:05

      I once went to a council house dinner party where I was served little Aunt Bessie's Yorkshire puddings dipped in Galaxy chocolate and filled with Bird's Dream Topping, they were delicious.

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    2. Jon5 March 2019 at 20:09

      Chav profiteroles? Love it! Jx

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    3. Mitzi 6 March 2019 at 13:30

      Croquembouche à la chav.

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  2. LẌ5 March 2019 at 21:21

    Is this a ready-to-eat snack or is Carmen going to have to slave over a hot stove to prepare it?

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  3. Mitzi 5 March 2019 at 23:22

    It's an abomination.

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  4. 63mago6 March 2019 at 00:33

    If it has no peppermint in it, it is not British cuisine.
    I learned this from the book "Asterix in Britain", a very helpful travel guide !

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    1. Mitzi 6 March 2019 at 14:57

      Mint sauce is nearly always served with roast lamb, a traditional Sunday dinner favourite, it's rapidly falling out of favour but still very popular with the blue rinse brigade. Some people mint their peas!

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  5. mrpeenee6 March 2019 at 02:47

    People are always trying to talk to me in the grocery store. I have no idea why. I try to cultivate an air of "I don't speak English" but it doesn't seem to work.

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    1. Mitzi 6 March 2019 at 15:00

      I seem to attract the nutters nearly everywhere I go, they must see a kinship in me.

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  6. The Mistress24 March 2019 at 23:57

    What did you purchase instead?

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  7. Ms Scarlet25 March 2019 at 09:33

    I was in Home Bargains yesterday! The other patrons were indeed very chatty, but I avoided the food aisles and came away with a year's supply of loo roll for £8.50
    I also bought a toothbrush.
    Sx

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  8. dinahmow23 April 2019 at 08:23

    My reader suffered a cyber collapse.or prolapse. Or maybe the reader elves had been eating that stuff?
    I may be brave enough, later, to continue reading...

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