I'm still feeling a bit rattled after Saturday night's earthquake. No major damage to report except for one or two petals had dropped off my beautiful cut peonies.
Are you sure it was an earthquake and not an alien invasion? That's what I thought the one ten years ago was. Plus, it's a well known fact (in certain circles) that aliens despise peonies. The barbarians!
Sadly, I missed the last earthquake, I came home a week later to find some of my ornaments askew.
At first I thought it was my maid of all work Carmen turning over in bed until she came trudging into my room looking wan saying 'We've got a poltergeist, m'pot dog has moved on it's own' I was just going to get out the Ouija board to put my mind at rest, when I got a phone call from a friend asking if I had felt it trembling, I said no, not recently, then I realised he meant the house, he had felt it too.
Can you glue it back on?
ReplyDeleteApologies, but I got distracted by the penis pocket trousers at The Daily Mirror.
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What about the hair raising vagina wigs?
DeleteP.S New Header! And Dinah's old lady on your sideboard!
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That was the artwork above my bed at the hotel I was staying at in Sitges. Love the old lady's spectacle chain very Dr Evadne Hinge esque.
DeleteDid the ants survive? I've never seen a peony without an ant.
ReplyDeleteNo ants on the peonies but my iris' are crawling with them.
DeleteMitzi, I think you just saved seven quid - you have your own peonies pocket!
ReplyDeleteThat's the maid's birthday present sorted, shame it's not yellow in colour.
DeleteFile with some agency or the other claiming you've been traumatized. and keep filing until they give in and pay you just to shut you up.
ReplyDeleteGo to Just Giving and look for Emergency peonies for Mitzi fund.
DeleteAre you sure it was an earthquake and not an alien invasion? That's what I thought the one ten years ago was. Plus, it's a well known fact (in certain circles) that aliens despise peonies. The barbarians!
ReplyDeleteThe Invasion of the Peony Snatchers!
ReplyDeleteSadly, I missed the last earthquake, I came home a week later to find some of my ornaments askew.
At first I thought it was my maid of all work Carmen turning over in bed until she came trudging into my room looking wan saying 'We've got a poltergeist, m'pot dog has moved on it's own' I was just going to get out the Ouija board to put my mind at rest, when I got a phone call from a friend asking if I had felt it trembling, I said no, not recently, then I realised he meant the house, he had felt it too.
First, Swansea. Now Grimsby. When will the devastation ever end? Jx
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