Here's a picture of my mother doing what she enjoys the most, taking stuff back to M&S for a refund/exchange. I got caught in a sudden downpour today, dripping I was... dripping! "Aargh" exclaimed I as I misjudged the depth of a puddle and plunged in ankle deep, feet sodden. Oh, to be in Benidorm right now.
Thank you for your kind offer but I've already have a pair of wellies in green for garden use only and somewhere lurking in the back of the drawers are a pair of welly socks or they could be bed socks, I've never worn them.
"Sunshine on a rainy day makes my soul makes my soul trip trip trip away."
I've just asked the skivvy she said it used to be called Bounty but now it's called Plenty Juan sheet. I'm using Regina thirst pockets. Regina! *sniggers*
I have no idea about bingo, and am surely in no position to wisecrack in any way about yer mother's leperdprint, but Bambi darling - are Spanish puddles really better than British puddles ? I mean, soaked feet are soaked feet, whether Carmen sucks / blows them dry or Juan is only a technicality, isn't it ?
The day she starts wearing twin-set and pearls and a pudding bowl hair-cut will be the day she goes into a home.
Juan Sheet (so called because it so absorbent you only need to use one sheet) is a character from a television advert for Plenty Küchenpapier he's a matador from Spain.
If only our April downpours were as pretty. Would you like to borrow my wellies?
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Thank you for your kind offer but I've already have a pair of wellies in green for garden use only and somewhere lurking in the back of the drawers are a pair of welly socks or they could be bed socks, I've never worn them.
ReplyDelete"Sunshine on a rainy day makes my soul makes my soul trip trip trip away."
It sounds like your mother is doing wonders for the economy and environment with her "recycling".
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I've just asked the skivvy she said it used to be called Bounty but now it's called Plenty Juan sheet. I'm using Regina thirst pockets. Regina! *sniggers*
DeleteI have no idea about bingo, and am surely in no position to wisecrack in any way about yer mother's leperdprint, but Bambi darling - are Spanish puddles really better than British puddles ? I mean, soaked feet are soaked feet, whether Carmen sucks / blows them dry or Juan is only a technicality, isn't it ?
ReplyDeleteThe day she starts wearing twin-set and pearls and a pudding bowl hair-cut will be the day she goes into a home.
DeleteJuan Sheet (so called because it so absorbent you only need to use one sheet) is a character from a television
advert for Plenty Küchenpapier he's a matador from Spain.