Did you just prowl through Carmen's while she was at the market and then throw a sidewalk sale to get rid of the things that looked like they might sell? How much did you make?
I had people looking at me with their mouths wide open after my sales pitch, when I told them they can get drunk, sing Sweet Caroline and frig themselves senseless on their hotel balconies or on the beach. Led to panic buying. My off shore account has never looked so healthy.
Delighted to learn that Carmen is an entrepreneur!
ReplyDeleteShe has her fingers in many pies.
DeleteGregg's mainly.
DeleteDildos, dear?How kind.
ReplyDeleteDildo cum bottle opener, 3 euros!
DeleteWell... They're the strangest looking hot rollers that I ever saw!
ReplyDeleteCarmen rollers that takes me back.
DeleteDid you just prowl through Carmen's while she was at the market and then throw a sidewalk sale to get rid of the things that looked like they might sell? How much did you make?
ReplyDeleteI had people looking at me with their mouths wide open after my sales pitch, when I told them they can get drunk, sing Sweet Caroline and frig themselves senseless on their hotel balconies or on the beach. Led to panic buying. My off shore account has never looked so healthy.
DeleteWhat a steal !
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure what was stolen, perhaps the last bit of dignity ...
All shoplifters will be persecuted.
DeleteThey don't have my size.
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