You should have heard the racket she made, I thought she was being raped and pillaged... well pillaged anyway. I had to do a thorough search of her room before she would go back in it.
Monday, 14 September 2015
Carmen's Hysteria
When my maid of all work Carmen, closed her bedroom curtains last night this dropped on her head and went scurrying down her top.
You should have heard the racket she made, I thought she was being raped and pillaged... well pillaged anyway. I had to do a thorough search of her room before she would go back in it.
You should have heard the racket she made, I thought she was being raped and pillaged... well pillaged anyway. I had to do a thorough search of her room before she would go back in it.
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Well done on the spider hunt!
ReplyDeleteDoes Carmen get a day off to recover?
A noise racket not a tennis racket. It was pathetic LX to see a 6ft tall 17 stone maid standing on one leg like a flamingo, pointing at the carpet jabbering 'It's there, it's there, it fell from me with a thud' reminiscent of a Tom and Jerry Cartoon, when the lady of the house stands on a chair screeching at Jerry. Does Carmen get a day off to recover? No, she's getting extra duties to take her mind off it.
ReplyDeleteMy heart goes out to Carmen ! It's bad enough when you spot the terrible animals sitting somewhere or moving, but having one falling on the head - with a thud !! - is really a bit much ... The idea alone makes me cringe. I hope Carmen recovered !
ReplyDeleteA day off is the minimum you heartless creature ! What next ? Send her down into the cellar or in the attic ? Give her at least a hazmat suite !
Give her the day off! I've never heard the likes, who's going to do the washing up or make the beds? She gets a half day off at the end of each month. She's prone to having Iberianesque hysteria, her gt gt gt grandmother was a Sanchez.
DeleteIt's just as well it didn't fall in to her mouth when she was sleeping or it would have choked her. I have nothing against spiders at all but I can do without them hanging at face level at this time of year and dropping from the ceiling like arachnid SAS.xx
ReplyDeleteSpiders don't bother me either, I don't like them and if I see one on the wall it's in my peripheral vision at all times, until I can be arse to get up and throw it out. Silverfish and centipedes on the other hand *shudders*
DeleteI have been known to do do the screaming thing regarding spiders, but I'm fine with snakes and frogs.
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