Sunday, 15 June 2014

So True


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15 comments:

  1. Ivy Black15 June 2014 at 15:32

    That's about right. Saw a family of five of the fattest humans I've seen all sporting Ingerlund shirts coming out of a Costa the other day. I felt so proud that a tear came to my jaded eye.x

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    1. Mitzi 16 June 2014 at 11:57

      You see lots of copiously skeletoned people on the street wearing sports gear, I suppose a walk to Greggs is physically demanding.

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  2. Unknown15 June 2014 at 17:10

    I have always believed that your maid of no work, Carmen, would make a superb pin-up girl for the World Cup. Please ask Carmen to wear one of those wonderful Carlsberg-emblazoned stretchy tops as worn by Miss England.

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    1. Mitzi 16 June 2014 at 18:48

      Fanny that is Carmen on her day orff. When she is on duty she likes to wear a silver boob tube and heliotrope hot pants underneath her pinny of servitude oh and red moon boots.

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    2. Unknown17 June 2014 at 07:59

      I'm shock, her choice of fashions make her sound like a right whore. I take it Carmen did not complete her education at an exclusive Swiss Finishing School? X

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    3. Mitzi 17 June 2014 at 16:56

      She's bringing sexy back!

      Carmen attended the Unité de sécurité de Saint Catherine Pour Les Filles Capricieux in Paris. It was the same finishing school that Princess Anne went to.

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    4. Jane and Lance Hattatt19 June 2014 at 09:43

      Does Carmen fancy a long weekend in Budapest?

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  3. Anonymous15 June 2014 at 21:05

    How do the DO it ?

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    1. Mitzi 16 June 2014 at 18:48

      I don't know Mago, perhaps they dip her in flour and look for a wet patch.

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  4. The Mistress16 June 2014 at 01:01

    Vicky Pollard has really let herself go.

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    1. Mitzi 16 June 2014 at 18:50

      She's Yorkshire's answer to Marilyn Monroe/Jane MacDonald

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    2. Unknown17 June 2014 at 08:01

      Marilyn Monroe? Or Marilyn Manson?

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    3. Unknown17 June 2014 at 08:04

      I love Vicky Pollard. Yeh but no but. No, honestly I do. Pink shellsuits makes me moist between the thighs

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  5. Ms Scarlet16 June 2014 at 12:42

    This lady isn't really fat, she is simply returning from a trip to Lidl with her weekly shopping stuffed up her top. The English are a resourceful breed if nothing else.
    Sx

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    1. Mitzi 16 June 2014 at 18:54

      Stop making excuses for her Scarlet. Though it does look like she's got a couple of frozen turkeys stuffed up there.

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