Grab that crab Clarissa! Of all the cookery programmes ever shown on the telly, The Two Fat Ladies were my favourite. I was addicted to them, with their no nonsense manner and their love of lard. No Fat Ladies now, how sad. Lets remind ourselves of how great they really were.
I assume she ate herself to death. I remember the only episode I ever saw of their show where one of them said her father forbid them to eat Oleo as her father invented the stuff and, "knew what was in it."
She did like to live it large. I have to say she and her mate used to turn my stomach ever so slightly with their cookery shenanigans...red nail varnish and bread making..but I liked that she didn't give a shit. You can't with a name like Clarissa Theresa Philomena Aileen Mary Josephine Agnes Elsie Trilby Louise Esmerelda Dickson Wright I suppose.xx
Jennifer was always my favourite, did you see her squelching sausage meat with her bejewelled fingers and those vermillion painted nails? I dread to think what was lodged and festering underneath them, and she was always seen smoking a roll-up and having a drink. You never see Mary Berry doing that.
Our local public broadcasting station used to carry their show. I watched part of one episode. I don't remember what they were cooking but they were in a house out in the country if I recall correctly.
I assume she ate herself to death. I remember the only episode I ever saw of their show where one of them said her father forbid them to eat Oleo as her father invented the stuff and, "knew what was in it."
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They have been very shady about what caused her death, so I reckon it was the drink, she was fond of a wee nip.
DeleteHmm. That's all I'm saying. She was a daft bugger.
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A dedicated turps nudger.
DeleteShe did like to live it large. I have to say she and her mate used to turn my stomach ever so slightly with their cookery shenanigans...red nail varnish and bread making..but I liked that she didn't give a shit. You can't with a name like Clarissa Theresa Philomena Aileen Mary Josephine Agnes Elsie Trilby Louise Esmerelda Dickson Wright I suppose.xx
ReplyDeleteJennifer was always my favourite, did you see her squelching sausage meat with her bejewelled fingers and those vermillion painted nails? I dread to think what was lodged and festering underneath them, and she was always seen smoking a roll-up and having a drink. You never see Mary Berry doing that.
DeleteOur local public broadcasting station used to carry their show. I watched part of one episode. I don't remember what they were cooking but they were in a house out in the country if I recall correctly.
ReplyDeleteThey were always out at some toffs house in the country, boot licking, they never cooked for the ordinary folk. I've just ordered the box set.
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ReplyDeleteI believe the Two Fat Ladies were known as Ladies who Lunch... or was it Lesbians that Munch?
Cecilia xoxoxo
SO very sad when Giants who walked among us fade. I adored them, but would only have eaten the squelch they made at the point of a gun.
ReplyDeletebless her cotton socks! RIP Clarissa!
ReplyDeleteI have the boxed set but this clip steals the show.
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