I once helped a cat in distress off my garden wall, it was all purrs when I had it in my arms but when I bent down to stroke it, the bastard thing clawed me!
I like to see them displayed in living room windows, happily watching passers-by. I can make space in my bay window for your big hairy pussy MJ, it'll give the neighbours something to talk about.
Cat shit makes me gag. I've just replied to your comment in MJ's box (no pun intended) giving you my recipe for tomato wine, it's a bit long winded, I'm afraid.
So do I.
ReplyDeleteI won't pull her tail or she'll take my arm off at the elbow.
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I once helped a cat in distress off my garden wall, it was all purrs when I had it in my arms but when I bent down to stroke it, the bastard thing clawed me!
DeleteMy big cat RJ is lovie and gentle with me.
ReplyDeleteThe vet and assistant have to put on body armor to examine him. hehe.
He's probably thinking "not another anal probing". Give em hell RJ!
DeleteHad I known you love a little pussy, I would have given you my number.
ReplyDeleteI like to see them displayed in living room windows, happily watching passers-by. I can make space in my bay window for your big hairy pussy MJ, it'll give the neighbours something to talk about.
DeleteMJ's grey.
ReplyDeleteI thought it might be Mago.
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DeleteI'm more interested in the verse on the next page "I Love Hot Hard Gigantic Dick"
ReplyDeleteI haven't heard that one, is it about a glass blowing giant?
DeleteIt's all fun and games until someone knocks over the catbox.
ReplyDeleteCat shit makes me gag. I've just replied to your comment in MJ's box (no pun intended) giving you my recipe for tomato wine, it's a bit long winded, I'm afraid.
DeleteJust remember to stroke it gently...
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