Thursday, 15 March 2012

Mitzi's Photography

"Memory all alone in the moonlight I can smile at the old days
I was beautiful then..."


Memories, everyone has them. These day modern technology can help preserve your memories, on premium paper. Invite Mitzi into your home (providing it doesn't smell of dogs) or to that special function. For less than a two week cruise on the Grand Princess she will capture your magic moments for you to enjoy again...

... and again


...and again


...and again


...and again

...and again


She also does Boudoir photography. Imagine his face when he opens the album! She captures your femininity in a truly unforgettable way.





"Thank you Mitzi, you've made me feel like a real woman!" Dolly Spruce from Grimsby


"I am the happiest woman alive" Dorothea Duckfontein Felch from a static dredger in Poole Harbour.
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13 comments:

  1. ayeM8y16 March 2012 at 03:51

    Oh Mitzi, you're such a wonderful photographeress.

    I'll ply you with cheap liqueur if you'll only provide me an album similar to that of Madonna's Sex Book.

    You know...fake and photoshopped to make me pretty.

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    1. The Mistress17 March 2012 at 10:19

      Mitzi, you might need a wide angle lens to capture "Little Pirate" in his entirety.

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    2. Mitzi 17 March 2012 at 12:50

      I'll just smear a bit of vaseline on the lens to soften any erm...imperfections. Ms Ciccone Penn Richie Erm... mmmm... Just another little smear I think.

      Like a wide-on MJ?

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  2. LẌ16 March 2012 at 04:21

    I see you do cats! I'm interested in wallet-size prints.

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    1. Mitzi 17 March 2012 at 12:51

      Would you like them au natural or dressed up in dolls clothes?

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  3. Princess16 March 2012 at 07:53

    That Last Masterpiece... Isn't that one of the blokes from Hale And Pace?

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    1. Mitzi 17 March 2012 at 12:52

      Yes she does have a look of Norman Pace. Dorothea lives in a static dredger in Poole Harbour, she was very difficult to work with.

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  4. mrpeenee16 March 2012 at 09:11

    Such a shame a true artiste has to whore herself out. Maybe you can leech off of Anthony Snowden. Everyone else has.

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    1. Mitzi 17 March 2012 at 12:54

      I might get a mention in the New Year's Honour List:
      Mitzi Flange OBE token award to provide patronising 'common touch' photo opportunity with Camilla.

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  5. Ivy Black16 March 2012 at 10:07

    I am so impressed, I'm almost in tears. I need a huge canvas over the bed at Black Towers, and I've been searching everywhere for the right image. It's going to have to be that fabulous and intimate dog shot. x

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    1. Mitzi 17 March 2012 at 12:58

      In the style of Andy Warhol's pop art. It would look spectacular. The perfect Mother's day gift.

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  6. Jane and Lance Hattatt16 March 2012 at 19:46

    Hello Mitzi:
    How thrilling that your camera is out of the closet and you are treating us to such delights as these. May your appointment book overflow with the kind of commissions which you truly deserve!! Clearly, tricky camera angles are your particular speciality!!!

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