You know I love a good mobility scooter. So I say this with love, why do they make spectacles of themselves? It's like they have been locked away for years in an immobility prison and have forgotten how to act in public. I put my hand up very discreetly and whisper, "Why don't people like that just stay at home."
Hello Mitzi: In our opinion, there are more mobility scooters to the square mile in Lee on the Solent, on the south coast of England than anywhere else in England......unless, of course, someone knows otherwise. At least this pair have taken to the road, the pavements of Lee on the Solent are impassable and impossible for pedestrians!! Please do not get us started on the topic....we can go on..... and on....
That is so true Ayem8y, what makes them decorate their hats with badges and to carry their elderly pets/soft toys in the basket of which, is nearly always decorated with an array keyrings.
Sounds like Hades On Sea J&L. I had to laugh at the regional news a few years ago, a 20 stone woman had gone to play her nightly game of bingo at the local Mecca when she came out her scooter had been stolen and without her scooter the fat idle bitch was forced to walk 150 yards back to her home. I put mobility scooters on a par with those canoists who take to the flood waters in built up urban areas.
Thank god for your insightful commentary. I thought it was a race.
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ReplyDeleteYou know I love a good mobility scooter. So I say this with love, why do they make spectacles of themselves? It's like they have been locked away for years in an immobility prison and have forgotten how to act in public. I put my hand up very discreetly and whisper, "Why don't people like that just stay at home."
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ReplyDeleteIn our opinion, there are more mobility scooters to the square mile in Lee on the Solent, on the south coast of England than anywhere else in England......unless, of course, someone knows otherwise. At least this pair have taken to the road, the pavements of Lee on the Solent are impassable and impossible for pedestrians!! Please do not get us started on the topic....we can go on..... and on....
The sights you see when you don't have a gun Ivy.
ReplyDeleteThat is so true Ayem8y, what makes them decorate their hats with badges and to carry their elderly pets/soft toys in the basket of which, is nearly always decorated with an array keyrings.
Sounds like Hades On Sea J&L. I had to laugh at the regional news a few years ago, a 20 stone woman had gone to play her nightly game of bingo at the local Mecca when she came out her scooter had been stolen and without her scooter the fat idle bitch was forced to walk 150 yards back to her home. I put mobility scooters on a par with those canoists who take to the flood waters in built up urban areas.
Probably the only good ride he's had in months.
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