You won't remember much at all with Amy Winehouse on your arm. I'm the one at the end, in the pink with Britney Spears.
It's time to get your winter muff out Scarlet!
English channel swimmers smear themselves with grease before getting into the choppy sea. Maybe the northern slappers smear a thick layer of chip fat to keep themselves warm during their pub crawl, which later can be scraped off and used as lube for anal sex.
I remember a time when tattoo parlours where hidden down seedy little back streets with blacked out windows, nowadays they're on every high street and if you pass by one you'd probably think it was a coffee shop.
I hope she didn't cause you too much distress MJ. I saw a woman in Benidorm with the word "Mild" tattooed on one titty and "Bitter" on the other.
I don't remember that shot of me in my sailor suit. -20... no wonder me tits were cold...
ReplyDeletelast night I was wondering out loud if the Northern lovelies were finally going to put gloves and tights on...
ReplyDeleteSilly question really.
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Maybe they're fooling us all.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they all wear fur lined orange fat suits to keep warm.
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I don’t know what to think of people whose sex appeal trumps their sensibilities for safety.
ReplyDeleteThey get what they deserve, pneumonia, frostbite, hypothermia, syphilis, and gonorrhea...
You won't remember much at all with Amy Winehouse on your arm. I'm the one at the end, in the pink with Britney Spears.
ReplyDeleteIt's time to get your winter muff out Scarlet!
English channel swimmers smear themselves with grease before getting into the choppy sea. Maybe the northern slappers smear a thick layer of chip fat to keep themselves warm during their pub crawl, which later can be scraped off and used as lube for anal sex.
Hello Ayem8y, I didn't see you slip in there. Gonorrhea and syphilis are very popular name choices for babies here in the North.
ReplyDeleteYe Gods! did I say that was me at the end wearing pink? I lied I LIED!
ReplyDeleteGirls just wanna have fun - and one better does not stand in their way ...
ReplyDeleteShe's gonna regret that tit tattoo a few decades from now.
ReplyDeleteI saw a 60-ish woman the other day sporting something illegible.
I remember a time when tattoo parlours where hidden down seedy little back streets with blacked out windows, nowadays they're on every high street and if you pass by one you'd probably think it was a coffee shop.
ReplyDeleteI hope she didn't cause you too much distress MJ. I saw a woman in Benidorm with the word "Mild" tattooed on one titty and "Bitter" on the other.
The tattoo that reads down the backside of my thighs,
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W..|..S
E..|..T
L..|..R
C..|..A
O..|..N
M..|..G
E..|..E
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How about (...m@m...) and when you're lying flat on your back with your leg up in the air it shall read (...W@W...)! Charge extra for photos.
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