World Cup attire?
Yes. I've been watching the game in just my knickers with the arctic air fan between my legs. Bliss.
Shame about the face!
"An arctic air fan between your legs...." Is that what you're calling it now?
I like my Arctic fanny, it keeps cool for hours.
I fancy an Artic Roll.Sx
Now you've mentioned it, I fancy some too. I wonder if Iceland is still open.
A bit overdressed for Iceland, aren't you?
Those freezers can get a bit draughty around the midriff when reaching in for a luxury prawn ring.
oops! My glasses need cleaning - I read that as tweezers.
I'm letting all Infomaniacs and/or past winners know of the revivsial of the Freakin' Green Elf Short Contest: http://raisethethunderbeam.blogspot.com/2018/07/return-of-revenge-of-son-of-freakin.html