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Strange, I got 27 words per minute in German, and 31 in English; with four wrong in German and three wrong in English. Qualifies me for absolutely nothing I guess.
Ich versuche te es Deutsch. Wörter pro Minute (WPM) 42 Falsche worter 2
Well, that killed a minute and I'm shocked to have 21. I'm with Barbara Streisand on typing.so I'm going to have to slow down.x
I wonder how Barbara wipes her arse with those long finger nails of hers, she must use a special scraper.
I wonder who it is. My maid would do it. He loves Babs.
I am 27 as well, with no mistakes. Shocking. Are you a glamorous PA, Mitzi?Sx
I used to be a two finger typist until I learnt how to touch type, many years ago using Mavis Beacon CD rom. The above test didn't use any punctuation marks, otherwise I would have had a much lower score.
I was disappointed to learn that Mavis Beacon isn't a real person.
I adore Typing Tests especially the opportunity to bash into the keyboard "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" over and over again (apparently the phrase contains every single letter of alphabetty spaghetti, making it a 'pangram' - whatever that is!). I sometimes use alternatives to the above phrase, though, such as "I quickly explained that many blowjobs involve few hazards." or "the quick brown bear jumped over the rude lesbian".
Is a pangram someone who is attracted to all sexes or someone who has sex with pan handles?
Yes, it is a little known fact that a pangram is indeed someone who has sex with inanimate objects, such as pan handles, vacuum cleaner suction nozzles, egg whisks, bath plugs, etc. I would like to be one as it would surely be less complicated, but sadly, I'm more a Brazilosexophile.
I panicked, and did shit. Not an actual shit, just shit on the test - no good under pressure. Oh well, practice makes less shit. xxxx