|For those who enjoy sunbathing in the raw and exhibitionists too, this is the beach for you.|
Enjoy a cafe con leche at the charming cafe montroig.
|Cellulite? No, I've been sat on a wicker chair.|
After my second cup of coffee I needed to 'spend a penny'. Whilst washing my hands at the sink, I heard grunting noises, I looked up in the mirror and saw the reflection of an old man, standing at the urinal spitting on his 'pecker' and masturbating furiously, I turned round to get a better look, as one does, he saw me looking, stopped masturbating placed both hands on his hips and started to thrust the air in my direction saying 'si...si'. I flew out of there clinging on to my mantilla for dear life, I've never seen the likes.
|It all goes on in there!|
Sitges is only 20 miles away from Barcelona. A 40 minute ride on the train takes you into the heart of Barcelona. One of my favourite cities and one of only a few places in the world where you could be shopping in Zara one minute and sipping sangria flaked out on the beach the next.
|Lusting after this man on the beach, he could have taken me right there and then in full view of everyone including his wife, I wouldn't have cared less.|
|Lots of exotic seeds for sale on the Ramblas. Click on the pic to enlarge for a nice surprise or press Ctrl and the + button.|
|Live cacti in an inch high mug 4 for 10 euros or 3.50 each.|
Back in the hotel for a nice refreshing cup of Negro Tea.
You've all heard of Tracey Emin's Unmade Bed. This is my contribution to the art world, entitled 'Suitcase Unpacked' yours for only 2.2 million any takers? The majority of my clothes were in the washer that small pile of clothes seen in the picture hadn't been worn!