Wednesday, 16 December 2015

Christmas Decorations


My maid of all work Carmen has been busy putting up the Christmas whimsies.

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  1. Very nice! Perhaps Carmen will add the fiber optic tree?

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    1. Carmen does likes to test my good taste, you see that ceramic pitcher over there? I came home one evening to find her arranging bulrushes in it... Yes bulrushes! She bought the fibre optic Christmas Tree at a pub auction (tacky bitch) five years ago, it was like having the Northern Lights displayed in your own living room, very distracting when you're trying to watch telly. It's been up in the loft ever since. The tree in the picture is a live one.

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    2. On reflection they weren't bulrushes, it was Pampass grass, made the room look like a whore's garret.

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  2. It looks just lovely. I can't wait for the picture of Carmen. wedged ass first into the chimney, waiting for Santa Claus.

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    1. Thank you Mr P. Carmen wedged in the chimney awaiting Santa's special delivery? It'll take two strong lads and a wheelbarrow just to position her.

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  3. I haven't done anything yet...too hot.Maybe later today.

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    1. No rush Dinah, only 8 more days to go.

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  4. Lovely. There's nowt like whimsies at Christmas.xx

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    1. Wishing Ivy a whimsical Christmas this year!

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  5. Yes, it once belonged to my mother in fact they are 7 items in the picture that once belonged to other people, just call me second hand Rose.

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  6. Happy Christmas, dearest Mitzi. sorry for my absence from the blogworld. Hope you have a good Christmas shafting. PS Juan has been wanking over your new profile pic. Have a great time. Love Fanny xxx

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    1. Merry Christmas to you too dearest Fanny. I do forward to a good ole traditional stuffing at Christmas time. Tis the season afterall. Give my regards to Juan he can wank over me anytime.

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  7. Merry Season's Greetings, my dear!!!
    SXXX

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    1. Happy New Year All! Hope you have a good one.

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