Years ago (well, before decimal currency, so youngsters might not understand), there was a chap who used to brag, after a few drinks, that his willy measured 8 half crowns. No, I never did find out.But a half crown was a bloody big coin!
They certainly were whoppers Dinah, my granddad gave me a few half crowns dating back to the 1960s, I wish I had kept them now, they could have been worth at least a couple of quid in today's money. I'm glad you kept your hand firmly on your Florin.
Is this MJ's panel?
Match the penis to the prick. I reckon number 5 belongs to the social worker.
You're right on that account.
I'll take a mixed six pack, please.
I'm giving you 4,8 and 9 like it or lump it.
A new party game... Pin the Foreskin on the Prick!
Indeed a fine parlour game that would make though I'm a bit screamish when it comes to foreskin especially those with a gamey aroma.