And Canadian geese bones, feathers and all! Did you see that picture of her in the paper, it was taken a few years ago, she was wringing the life out of a poor bird, like a savage?
You are a wonder.......however do you find these Royal exclusives?
For us mere common folk, well, we have never set eyes on let alone opened a tin of Majesty Food. And now we are desperate to track it down. Will it be on the shelves at Asda soon or will we have to venture to that unknown country of Waitrose?
And, just one further question.......does Majesty Food come with its own silver spoon for consumption?
Carmen has a friend 'who does' for the family (I can't say anymore!) I don't shop at Asda not since a member of starff at the till tried to make personal chit-chat as if we were on equal terms, the starff at Waitrose know their place and the higher prices keep out the hoi polloi. Only mother of pearl, ivory, bone, wood and china spoons are suitable to use, metal spoons could taint the delicate meats.
When I was Prince *cough cough* catamite in the late 90s I was invited to dinner at Balmoral, watching the royal family eating their dinner isn't for the faint hearted they just shove everything in put before them, without looking up, the Queen licks her plate.
She eats swans. Fact.xx
ReplyDeleteAnd Canadian geese bones, feathers and all! Did you see that picture of her in the paper, it was taken a few years ago, she was wringing the life out of a poor bird, like a savage?
DeleteDoes she also have trout fingers?
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No not trout fingers, too common, she is fond of tokay twizzlers though.
DeleteDarling Mitzi,
ReplyDeleteYou are a wonder.......however do you find these Royal exclusives?
For us mere common folk, well, we have never set eyes on let alone opened a tin of Majesty Food. And now we are desperate to track it down. Will it be on the shelves at Asda soon or will we have to venture to that unknown country of Waitrose?
And, just one further question.......does Majesty Food come with its own silver spoon for consumption?
Carmen has a friend 'who does' for the family (I can't say anymore!) I don't shop at Asda not since a member of starff at the till tried to make personal chit-chat as if we were on equal terms, the starff at Waitrose know their place and the higher prices keep out the hoi polloi. Only mother of pearl, ivory, bone, wood and china spoons are suitable to use, metal spoons could taint the delicate meats.
DeletePlease stop feed them! It only discourages them from looking for work!
ReplyDeleteW**k is a four letter word to those chinless no necks.
DeleteShe'll have to fend off the Corgis.
ReplyDeleteand Princess Anne!
DeleteHa!
DeleteWhat a marvellous find! Shame its too rich for duchesses and baronets, though.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was Prince *cough cough* catamite in the late 90s I was invited to dinner at Balmoral, watching the royal family eating their dinner isn't for the faint hearted they just shove everything in put before them, without looking up, the Queen licks her plate.
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