Warning! This post contains explicit accounts of supernatural activity and should not be read by people of a nervous disposition.
Everytime I put something down in the house it gets mysteriously moved. For instance, the other day I put the post down on the arm of the settee and when I returned home it had been moved to the kitchen table and opened! My maid of all work Carmen keeps telling me it was her but I think she is just trying to protect me from the awful knowledge of an evil ghost that roams the house.